Is My Very Nature That of the Devil

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

the unfortunate side effect of developing a more critical eye for fan behaviour as a product of society™️ is that new fan takes on a piece of media become fairly predictable. oh the white guy with daddy issues is your favourite? you think the asian man is an adorable subby cinnamon roll? you think the woman in a position of authority is either mom-coded or a total bitch? say less

there should be an emoji of every berry

just gained a pound of knowledge

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

Do you remember how we used to hula hoop

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I spend a lot of my time noticing.