natasha

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.

wait… what?

unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.

what about on a card??

a card is too easy to track

of course! How else could he have tracked me?!

you want all your money in cash, upfront, and preferably you want to find a method of withdrawing it without it seeming suspicious. don’t remove it all the day before you leave, or even the week you leave. keep it spaced out, reasonable and explainable. if you’ll be staying with your girlfriend instead of traveling, i suggest she keeps paying for things as she would normally, but any items bought for you specifically be bought in cash at another store.

Banks are required to report any cash transaction of $10,000 or above under anti-money laundering laws. They are also required to report structuring, which is a series of cash transactions of under $10,000 which are designed to avoid reporting. You need to take out random amounts, at random intervals. Get a pair of dice, and roll them. One determines the day of the week you’re going to take out money (Mon - Sat) and the other determines the amount (add 3 to the roll for this, so 1 = $4K, and 6 = $9). It will take a long time, but the money will be untraceable this way.

don’t fake your murder and frame ur husband

blocked

bye im……..

Omg

Omg! 😍❤️

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

this is the most glorious thing I’ve seen all day 

It’s a shame at how accurate this is