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I try so hard to be a good person and I never want to hurt anyone but I always seem to upset other people and I’m so fucking sorry

*starts essay with Anyway,*

why it so dangerous to be clean

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

bleach is scary

Last night I was about to mix hydrogen peroxide with vinegar when I remembered seeing this post earlier in the day. Thank you.

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

yall eat kleenex?

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism