Locked in

1999

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

At least I don't have a tumblr

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

she kept giving me orders like "now you have to be the traffic warden, and you're telling me we can't go that way because the road is closed" or "now you're the man at the car park telling us there aren't any spaces left" or, my personal favourite, "now you're my dad and you're cross because we forgot the luggage"

2013-2015 Honda Accord

tacky kitsch is the real backbone of united states culture. roadside attractions, weird diners, buildings shaped like objects, restaurants with like a shark or a car sticking out of the roof, lawn flamingos – this is the true heritage of the west