ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

Guys Im be honest. I dont think there’s “male blindness” or “field of vision difference between genders”. I just think women know where everything is because they’re the ones who put it away.

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody