INCORRECT YIXING QUOTES

Don’t get mad. Don’t get mad. I just want to ask you boys something. If anyone... ANYONE is intersted in buying Lay pcs, or Lay dolls, or anything EXO and one BTS Jimin photo.... PLS.... PLS OMG I CAN’T stress this enough, PLSSSSSSSSSS Check this twitter. It’s definitely not meeeee ahahahahahaha mmm....

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Junmyeon: Yixing!!! Oh my God! Oh my God! Yixing! Are you okay?! *Rushes over*

Yixing: *coughs blood* Junmyeon... I'm... dying...

Junmyeon: No... Hi dying... I'm Junmyeon...

Sehun: Hey Jong- OH MY GOD WHY GOD WHERE'S YOUR BODY?!

Jongin: WHAT WHAT?! *pats self* WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Sehun: YOUR BODY IS INVISIBLE! I CANT SEE IT!!

Jongin: OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO?!

Sehun: *stands up* Don't worry. Leave this up to me

-20 minutes later

Yixing: Really? *Smiles and breathes* Weird... I just did that.

Jongin: Yeah I know. I just want to see your cute smile *wink*

Yixing: Stop telling everyone that!

Sehun: I'll cook for you and make you feel loved

Sehun: Yixing? What the hell are you doing?

Yixing: Well, I'm here because you're under arrest.

Sehun: *opens door* Wait, for what? *Frown*

Yixing: *holding Bible and pamphlet* For living in sin, you silly goose! *Hands pamphlet* Now how about you join me for chruch this coming Sunday?

Sehun:

Mark: So, Hyung... What are you supposed to be?

Yixing: Isn't it obvious? I'm a dinosaur! *Makes a face*

Mark: Not so scary to me *laughs*

Yixing: I am! I swear I am! I can even roar! *Roars cutely*

Mark: *Snickers* That's not- *looks up to see Sehun glaring darkly at him*... That's so scary I peed my pants

Just experiences real cunts today. This couple began making a fuss because they couldn't use their 20.00 coupon on their meal. Okay, let me tell you why they couldn't use it.

* Their meal is fucking 17.20. You can only use the coupon on meals that's worth 20 or more.

* They ordered off the special menu. That's where our cheap meals are at.

* The coupon is ONLY valid for meal ordered off of the REGULAR menu. NOT the SPECIAL menu.

After telling them this, the customers demanded to change their order just so they could use it. My co worker Suki called our manager to tell him the fuss they're creating and for him to talk to them. Our manager agreed to change up their order LIKE THEY (the customers) SAID TO DO. When we did, their total came up to 22.90. after using the coupon, they had to pay 2.90. This bitch yells "What a fuckin rip off!" It's not a fucking ripoff. We even have a sign that says all the shit I listed off and it's fucking three dollars... Not 30, 3!!! Then she goes on to say "Let's leave, I can't with THESE people!" (Wtf does that mean? I can't help but get pissed off at that) Her husband stays back to scold us for doing our fucking job, saying we should have a sign for people to see. First, there is a fucking sign at the entrance. Second, it's three dollars... Get over yourself.

But what saddens me the most was my co worker Suki, was just apologizing and apologizing. She didn't do anything wrong, but these cunts were getting on to her for doing her job... I tried to tell them they couldn't do it, but then back off because there was no getting through them....

Suho: Come on people! Pick up the fucking pace!

Jongdae: How about instead of yelling, you help out us out?

Suho: *Takes off slipper* I swear, I will beat you-

Kai: He's here!!! Places everyone!

EXO: *running to front door*

Kyungsoo: You guys are blocking my view!

Baekhyun: How about growing a few inches, hm?

Chanyeol: Shut up! He's coming!

Yixing: *walks in* I'm home-

EXO: Happy birthday!!!

Minseok: *blows noise maker* WHOOP WHOOP! FUCK YEAH!

Jongdae: He's drunk, ignore him.

Yixing: You guys shouldn't have! *Smiles* Where's Sehun?

Sehun: *walks out in a dress* Here~ *squeaky voice*

Yixing:

Sehun: I got something for you~ *winks awkwardly* In the bedroom~

Suho: What time is it? When is he coming?

Jongin: He said he'll show up right when he lands in Korea-

Yixing: *kicks door open* Yo yo man, I'm back! *Poses* Let this shit get started! WHOOP WHOOP

Suho: What did you say? *Slowly slides slipper off*

Jongdae: Aw thanks- Wait. *Pulls out phone*

Yixing: *watches* ...

Jongdae: *looks up Google translate* You want to eat my ass?

Yixing: What? No! I said I love you!

Jongdae: That's not what Google says...

Yixing:

I was going to title this .5k but then I thought it was silly to do so. But anywhoooo~ 500 guys!!! Whoop whoop!!! This is amazing! Thanks for liking and reblogging my content! I have been slacking on jokes since I'm so busy.. and because I'm not so funny... Anyways thanks so much again!!!

Yixing: *stares*

Sehun: *stares back*

Yixing: Is that big dick energy?

Sehun: