Baekhyun: HOLY FUCK! JONGDAE’S BEEN STABBED 68 TIMES! CALL 911!!
Jongdae:6-68?
Baekhyun: Jongdae! Don’t worry Chanyeol’s calli-
Jongdae: *stabs himself*
Baekhyun:
Baekhyun: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Jongdae: N-now I w-won’t.. *coughs blood* die… A virgin… *Peace sign* *dies*
Baekhyun: *crying* That not how that works dumbass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VIRGIN. That’s funny. Little did i know oof












