Chen wants me to tell you

Sehun: *walks in* *chuckles* Dat ass looking good *slaps ass*

Chen: *jumps and turns*

Sehun: Woah! You're not Yixing

Jongdae:6-68?

Baekhyun: Jongdae! Don't worry Chanyeol's calli-

Jongdae: *stabs himself*

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Jongdae: N-now I w-won't.. *coughs blood* die... A virgin... *Peace sign* *dies*

In case you probably don't know my name, I'm Francis. Just some gorl posting memes for the Bois to get a good laugh. First off, 700!!! this page is my second most followed, making me a bit uneasy and pressured to give good quality content tbh lol. But thank you guys so much!!! ♥️♥️♥️😭 I'll make sure to be funnier for the future!

I've become inactive for various reasons. Like I haven't focused on my own health and how I devoured myself into eating for comfort(I've gained all my weight back so 👏🏼😭 so I'm sad now), how stressed I am about living the adult life, my work and dreams. It's all just painful for me. However, I decided to return after realizing that I still wanted to spread EXO's name and be there before they leave for enlistment. I've reactivated my accounts and decided to meme away! If any of you guys have Twitter or Instagram, I am @xinglostcontrol on both sites! It'll be hard to run my accounts again since it's been months since my last posts but hopefully, I will be fine. Oh no, that's embarrassing to even ask. Or even promote. Its being selfish! I'm sorry if anyone gets the wrong idea!

Jongdae: Hold on, give me a moment. I forgot something. I'm trying to remember what.

Baekhyun: Chanyeol's got hit by a bus! He's in the hospital right now!

Baekhyun: Navy blue is not your color *shakes head walking by*

Baekhyun: CALL 911

Chanyeol: WHATS THE FUCKING NUMBER?!

Jongdae: *Choking* BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DIE- *tearing up*

Chanyeol & Baekhyun: *panicking*

Kyungsoo: *punches Jongdae's stomach*

Jongdae: *spits out Lego*

Kyungsoo:... *Picks up Lego*

Baekhyun: Jongdae! Come on we need to get going for the Halloween party! *Dressed as Robin*

Jongdae: *jumps out* BOO BITCH!

Baekhyun: AH FUCK! *Whacks Jongdae*

Jongdae: *falls backward holding cheek* Ow what the fuck man?!

Jongdae: *another room* In here!

Yixing: Oh Chen! *Sees no one else* Where did everyone else go? *Walks into room*

Jongdae: *in a red robe* Oh you know... Doing their own... Thing~ *seductivly lets robe fall off* Leaving us alone to play~

Yixing: *stares*

Baekhyun: *sits on lap*

Jongdae: *chokes* God you're so big

Baekhyun: *laughs* That's what your dad said

Jongdae: *laughs*

Jongdae:

Jongdae: Wait don't you mean thats what my mom s-

Minseok: *walks into room* Yeah- OH FUCK! *covers eyes* Why are you naked?!

Jongdae: It's my birthday suit, you dumb fuck! Don't you remember what you promised me last night?

Minseok: No! I was probably drunk as fuck!

Jongdae: Oh. Now this is embarrassing... *Sits up*

Minseok: yeah... *Looks down* I didn't realize how small you are-

Junmyeon: Oh sure! *Hands it over*

Jongdae: *sees only ot8 pics* THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET *throws it* *phone hits Baekhyun who falls on floor*

Baekhyun: *lies down beside him*

Jongdae: Woah what are you doing?!

Baekhyun: Sleeping with you. No homo, man!

Jongdae: Oh! Why didn't you say something? *Cuddles*

Baekhyun: Woah! What are YOU doing?

Jongdae: No homo, man

Baekhyun: Oh! Cool *kisses forehead*

Jongdae:

Baekhyun: I fell and broke my leg, can you help me?

Jongdae: Oh my God this is so cute

Baekhyun: Pff, you sounded so gay

Jongdae:

Baekhyun: *wakes up* J-JONGDAE!

Jongdae: I hate you Baek! Burn!

Baekhyun: *smacks cucumber out of hand* *grabs whip from the bedside and whips Jongdae*

Jongdae: OW! *Falls on floor* WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A WHIP YOU SEX FREAK?!

Baekhyun: Shut the fuck up baby dino dick

-later

Baekhyun: So Jongdae said he'd totally fuck me