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Jongin: Did you know that you can't breathe and smile at the same time?
Yixing: Really? *Smiles and breathes* Weird... I just did that.
Jongin: Yeah I know. I just want to see your cute smile *wink*
Yixing: *blushes and sighs deeply*... I appreciate you being flirtatious, but we're in the hospital to support Chanyeol who got hit by the bus. Now isn't the time-
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Yixing: *gets hit by a car* AHHHHHHHHH!!! *rolls*
Junmyeon: Yixing!!! Oh my God! Oh my God! Yixing! Are you okay?! *Rushes over*
Yixing: *coughs blood* Junmyeon... I'm... dying...
Junmyeon: No... Hi dying... I'm Junmyeon...
Yixing: *sobs* *cringes* END ME PLEASE! END MY SUFFERING
Sehun: *introducing Yixing to his friends* This is my ex.
Yixing: Stop telling everyone that!
Yixing: *sticks out his hand* Hi, I'm his husband
Jongin: *walks in wearing cameo* Hey, Sehun
Sehun: Hey Jong- OH MY GOD WHY GOD WHERE'S YOUR BODY?!
Jongin: WHAT WHAT?! *pats self* WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Sehun: YOUR BODY IS INVISIBLE! I CANT SEE IT!!
Jongin: OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO?!
Sehun: *stands up* Don't worry. Leave this up to me
-20 minutes later
Yixing: *washing body* *looks up to see Sehun and Jongin wearing cameo paint* ... It doesn't work like that guys-
Yixing: I want someone who can cook for me and make me feel loved
Sehun: I'll cook for you and make you feel loved
Yixing: Sehun, you can't boil water and you make me feel stressed. Please.
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At a party-
Mark: So, Hyung... What are you supposed to be?
Yixing: Isn't it obvious? I'm a dinosaur! *Makes a face*
Mark: Not so scary to me *laughs*
Yixing: I am! I swear I am! I can even roar! *Roars cutely*
Mark: *Snickers* That's not- *looks up to see Sehun glaring darkly at him*... That's so scary I peed my pants
Yixing: Don't overreact, Mark- Oh my God you did pee your pants
Yixing: Happy birthday~ 我爱你~
Jongdae: Aw thanks- Wait. *Pulls out phone*
Yixing: *watches* ...
Jongdae: *looks up Google translate* You want to eat my ass?
Yixing: What? No! I said I love you!
Jongdae: That's not what Google says...
Yixing:
Yixing: Fuck it. It's your birthday.
EXO: *running around*
Suho: Come on people! Pick up the fucking pace!
Jongdae: How about instead of yelling, you help out us out?
Suho: *Takes off slipper* I swear, I will beat you-
Kai: He's here!!! Places everyone!
EXO: *running to front door*
Kyungsoo: You guys are blocking my view!
Baekhyun: How about growing a few inches, hm?
Chanyeol: Shut up! He's coming!
Yixing: *walks in* I'm home-
EXO: Happy birthday!!!
Minseok: *blows noise maker* WHOOP WHOOP! FUCK YEAH!
Jongdae: He's drunk, ignore him.
Yixing: You guys shouldn't have! *Smiles* Where's Sehun?
Sehun: *walks out in a dress* Here~ *squeaky voice*
Yixing:
Sehun: I got something for you~ *winks awkwardly* In the bedroom~
Yixing: *sighs* You guys really shouldn't have *rubs temple*
