Y'all remember the fact that Stratt was extremely concerned initially with the possibility that Astrophage could hurt or infect people, and she refused to have anyone but Grace work with them for the first few days because of it? Wouldn't it be funny if Grace happened to come down with a cold in those few days π
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On the third day of Grace studying Astrophage, he woke up with a sore throat. And coughing. And congestion. He had been told in no uncertain terms that he was to report absolutely anything indicative of illness to the medical lead in the facility, so he did. It went something like βHey, no big deal, but I think Iβm coming down with a cold.βΒ
The second he said this, things went on total lockdown.Β
Like, complete, total lockdown. Nobody was going in or out of the facility. Anybody who had directly interacted with Grace in the past week was quarantined. Grace, most of all, was extremely quarantined. He was stuck in a tiny triple-plastic-lined, airtight tent, observable from all sides. Medical professionals interacted with him through thick blue positive-pressure hazmat suitsβthe most secure possible equipment, reserved only for dangerous infectious diseases that have no available treatment. Or, in this case, for when you had no idea what you were up against.Β
And get this: Stratt was mega-quarantined too, right next to him. She didnβt have a choice. She felt normal, but she had spent an inordinate amount of time near Grace in the past few days while he had been working on the first discoveries humanity would make about Astrophage. She couldnβt risk anything.Β
She was working on commanding the situation from within her little tent. She had her laptop and an intercom system, plus a radio that connected to who knows what. Grace had an intercom system, tooβit routed directly to a room of infectious disease specialists, and could also access Strattβs tent.Β
Grace clicked the intercom button on to Stratt. βSo,β he said.Β
βUnless you have some really useful information to communicate to me, I donβt want to hear it,β Stratt said.Β
βOh Iβve got useful information, alright.βΒ
βThis is ridiculous.βΒ
She made a show of pushing the intercom away. She turned back to her laptop. Grace plowed right ahead.Β
βIβm telling you,β he said. βItβs just not possible. Microbes are specialized. These would never have a single way to infect a human being. And if the Astrophage is hurting me somehow, it wouldnβt be contagious. It would be from some byproduct they off-gas, orββΒ
βThis ramble probably wouldβve sounded more convincing if it wasnβt cut short by uncontrollable coughing. Stratt just watched him impassively through the plastic. She waited for him to stop.Β
βI donβt want to be doing this any more than you do,β she said. βThere would be world-ending consequences if youβre wrong.βΒ
βIβm not,β he huffed.Β
βYou could certainly be.βΒ
βYou sound like youβve watched too many horror movies. This is absurd. I have the sniffles.βΒ
She did not reply to this. Grace could vaguely see through the plastic sheeting that she shook her head. Then she looked back towards him, and pressed the button again.Β
βDonβt look now,β she said.Β
Grace knitted his brows together and glanced around. Then he swung his head to look behind him.Β
Ah. Three of those blue hazmat suit personnel were walking right up to his tent.Β
They entered extremely carefully. Swabbed his nose. Double-bagged that. Swabbed his throat. Same deal. Sat him down on a gurney and took far too many blood samples from him, like six vials. He tried not to look. He had to lay back on the gurney to wait for the queasiness to fade afterwards, which was fine, because the hazmat people were done with him for the time being.Β
A few minutes of silence passed before Graceβs intercom crackled to life again, coming in hot from Strattβs tent.Β
βNo more choice words for me?β She asked.Β
Grace waved his hand dismissively at her from the bed without looking up.Β
Silence from the both of them followed, and Grace stayed laying down like this for about twenty minutes. Then he got extremely bored. He went straight for poor Strattβs intercom the moment he got bored.Β
βYouβre gonna owe me a beer when Iβm right about this,β he prodded.Β
She finished typing something. Then she pressed her button. βNo.βΒ
He knew darn well she meant that.Β
He did other things to occupy himself for a while. Started counting ceiling tiles, you know.Β
A standard blood test and swab only took a handful of minutes to run, but whatever they were doing, they were being extremely thorough with it. Hours passed, and it only felt longer for the illness. He was shivering from the ambient chilled air in the tent and wiping gross lines of snot onto his sleeves, because he had no tissues in there.Β
Eventually, after what felt like ages, his intercom sparked to life again. Stratt.Β
βRhinovirus. Specifically strain RV-B35, if youβre curious. You have the sniffles.βΒ
βOh, really?β he said.Β
βCut the melodrama,β she said, without any heat to it.Β
βCan I be let out of here now, please? I just want my bed and some medicine.βΒ
Stratt spoke quietly, quickly, into a radio.Β
βWeβll both be out of here in fifteen."