tumblr is trash and i’m a possum

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

reminder to submit your art to tumblr radar it's like a free blaze + they will usually accept it

Wait submitting your stuff to the radar is a thing???? All these years I assumed it was chosen by staff only :O

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

This is the saddest post on tumblr

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

if your not Australian please reblog this, reblogging this will help show this to more Australians who will (hopefully!) vote yes. The people who are on the front lines for voting no are incredibly racist.

The referendum is going to be held on the 14th of October. If you are unable to make it that day remember to apply for early voting. This is something incredibly important, please even if you aren’t australian reblog this