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dont do that spongebob its christmas

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

no healing, no living, go KILL

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

Roommate psychological warfare chamber

i seriously doubt it

He's Combfy we can not awaken himb

Sir???

Yeah?

i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

people who reblog this just to put in the tags that they don’t like hummus, i cannot emphasise enough that this post isn’t for u. actually if u don’t like hummus, don’t even talk to me. literally i love u hummus, i love u baba ganoush, i love u muhammara