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2500-Year-Old Italian Necropolis Reveals Children Buried With Warrior Belts

Unusual burials of children with bronze warrior belts have been discovered in a necropolis near the town of Pontecagnano Faiano, outside Salerno in southwestern Italy.

The burials date to the 4th and 3rd centuries BC, when the Samnite people occupied this part of what is now the Campania region of Italy. Located a few miles from the coast along ancient routes connecting the Tyrrhenian Sea to the Apennines, the settlement that would become Pontecagnano was established in the 9th century BC.

Plans for urban development in Pontecagnano Faiano prompted a programme of preventive archaeological excavation. The site, formerly occupied by a tobacco factory, lies within the southern necropolis of the ancient town.

Excavations uncovered 34 burials in total, 15 of which belonged to children aged between two and ten years at the time of death. The graves are arranged in clusters, likely reflecting family groups.

Most of the burials consisted of simple earthen pits covered with roof tiles set against one another in a pitched formation. Only three graves differed from this pattern: stone box tombs constructed from large blocks—two made of travertine and one of tufa. These materials were costly and suggest that the individuals buried in them belonged to wealthier families or held a higher social status.

The graves were furnished with typical Samnite grave goods, including spears and javelins in male burials and rings and fibulae in female burials. Pottery vessels were also common, consisting of small sets used for funerary offerings and ritual banquets, as well as containers for perfumes and ointments used in burial ceremonies.

The bronze belts—usually found in the graves of adult men—were particularly unusual. They appeared only in the graves of two children aged between five and ten. These were not ordinary belts but broad, decorated bronze bands used to secure the tunic worn by adult men. They were unmistakable symbols of warrior identity and social status.

Archaeologists suggest that the belts may have been placed in the children’s graves to symbolise a warrior lineage passed down to the next generation even after death—a symbolic rite of passage into adulthood that could not be achieved in life. Another possibility is that the belts served a protective role, signalling the child’s membership in a noble warrior family to the feared denizens of the underworld.

By Mark Milligan.

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Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.