DM Me To Get Trapped In A Long Conversation

"isekai'd into my favourite book series" story from the perspective of a very confused author who's rereading their draft and finding there's an entire new character they don't remember writing.

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

little miss spaceship ai needs you to install hidden cameras in everyone's bedrooms for security reasons.

ok there's also something funny i'm mad about. i know he lost so it's a moot point or whatever but What was ryland grace doing in that tumblr sexyman poll. that's not a tumblr sexyman. That's Ryan Gosling

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

stuck in a creative rut when i wish i was creatively rutting!! or something. whatever. puts my hands in my pockets and walks away slumped