Laerryn Coramar Seelie would curbstomp Essek Theyless. Divorced Unethical Hubris-filled Scientist vs. Floaty Gay War Criminal, fight
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Laerryn Coramar Seelie would curbstomp Essek Theyless. Divorced Unethical Hubris-filled Scientist vs. Floaty Gay War Criminal, fight

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Sexiest Wizards Part 3:
Essek Thelyss
Laerryn Coramar Seelie
Based on the results of Poll 1 and Poll 2. I'll also be doing a runner-up part with Caleb v The Raven Queen and Allura v Eadwulf just to figure out the top five Sexiest Wizards order.
The good lord led me to tumblr decades ago solely for this purpose: to do my fucking level best to tip the scales in Laerryn’s favor.
Essek my love, in another life they would be amoral besties. They could compare their little ginger boyfriends (Evandrin counts!) and complain about bureaucracy impeding progress and the limitations of organized religion til Ruidus fades from the sky.
But circumstances led them to this point. And I will not go quietly. You think Laerryn’s losing to a dude that has skipped Leg Day his ENTIRE LIFE? To the guy that gets bodied by ✨sunshine✨? Bro’s favorite food is SOUP. FAVORITE. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Please vote for the girlie who did what even the gods could not: dispelled and destroyed the King and Queen of the Titans so the Prime Deities and Exandria would have a chance to survive the Calamity.
Blight Queen 2023 💖
Genuinely, I just cannot comprehend anyone saying that Laerryn vs Essek in a duel would be an even fight.
Laerryn is a con wizard with the Tough feat, mechanically, just to START. She will kill a sitting politician at a moment's notice without worry. She's maybe the most overfunded wizard in history. Essek is a dex wizard who almost got taken out by a pair of magic sleep handcuffs. He defaults to utility caster. And, while both of them will become unhinged if the person they love is threatened in anyway, Laerryn will straight up take down the world in the process and Essek is just as likely to physically drag Caleb out of the fight instead of retaliating.
I'm sorry, but there is literally no contest here. Essek would be a very pretty stain on the ground in seconds. God forbid women do anything.
I do want to add that I truly believe that Laerryn could EASILY take any single other wizard who has appeared on screen, because Laerryn wasn't built to compete against other wizards. She wasn't even built to survive the Calamity.
She was built solely to have a fighting chance against the Senior Sightwarden of the Eyes of Avalir.
Essek’s chronurgy allowing Laerryn to warn him about the Agrupnins from the past:
“If you see a bird staring you down, you gotta fucking run, bro. That’s game over. Don’t lie, they’ve got a snitch ring and we aren’t charisma casters. They’ll know. Immediately. And I said RUN. Don’t teleport, don’t fucking hoverboard - BEAT FEET AND GET OUT OF THERE IF YOU CAST A SPELL THAT’S YOUR WHOLE ASS HOMIE GL.”
ava and beatrice:
camila, lilith and yasmine:
the fact half the characters are literally catholic nuns but not one of them, including the ‘evil’ characters, has ever said anything even remotely homophobic….double the religion— hold the trauma

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the way that beatrice is so blatantly in love with ava that both strangers and colleagues take her aside to say sister you're down bad. kills me dead here and now.
Me trying to get everyone i know to watch Warrior Nun
#the way they seek comfort in each other’s arms
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