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@xenologist42
UNRELATED but I talk to my friends about what if Tele's actually bigger than Antinous, and it is HILARIOUS AS FUCK

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I hope I'll see you guys when it premiers...... BUT I WILL PROBABLY BE SLEEPING AT THAT TIME LMAO.
Do tell me which part you like when you see it, there are so many little details in this one
Slightly suggestive / Bite mark
Woah. What.
@somesleepyfreak's miraculous art caused me to realize that I would happily read an entire Regency romance about Ganondorf and his beautiful hair. Perhaps this is what that story might look like...
Oh dear! Youâve mysteriously been transported to a Regency-era version of Hateno Village. Thankfully, Link swiftly rescues you from an awkward situation in a pumpkin patch. Heâll need to report your appearance to Princess Zelda; but, in the meantime, he suggests that you stay at the country estate of a certain handsome but proud gentleman. ( 1k words, also on AO3 )
Soooooooo
Does anybody want g1 s3 character ref's
I do have few more but tumbler only lets me post 10 pics ;p
found most of these on Facebook.

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Not super descriptive, im afraid, but I enjoyed your last Gdorf fic and was hoping to request another :3 with gender neutral pronouns and terms if that's alrightđ
Something along the lines of him making you ride him/grind against his knee while he sits on the throne, with some good old-fashioned degradation, along with throwing in some praise here and there. Most ideally, OOT or TP Ganondorf in mind! But that's all up to you, I'm not picky.
MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI, reader is his loyal attendant here- pre-marriage even? GN so very vague genitalia description. 1k words semi proof read.
CW: NSFW, thigh-riding, use of 'slut', 'whore' Ganondorf being mean but he still loves reader, reader doesnt get to nut yet.
notes: finally.. an excuse to write more for him, thanks for ur request !! he has muscular thighs in all versions so technically all versions work. this is called thigh-riding, right? for some reason it doesn't do it for me but anything Ganondorf related is good. NEW DIVIDER DEBUT tell me how ya'll like it.
Your job was simple, answer when called and obey commands. Ganondorf was a no-nonsense man, so you ensured everything was perfect, your appearance, your work, your posture and speech.
Today was quiet, Ganondorf called for you from the throne room. Your steps were consistently quick- urgently responding to his call while keeping a dignified image. You automatically lowered your head reaching him, he stood near the throne, approaching you, a smile stretching across his strong features; your obedience was always a welcome sight.
âRaise your head, my loyal attendant.â His voice was carried across the room, you followed his order, looking at your king as your hands subtly smoothed down your uniform, the one he insisted you wear.
âI apologize for making you wait, my king. I was tending to the archives.â You explained as smoothly as you could, his eyes followed your every movement, it always made a shiver shoot up your spine. (one you learned to suppress)
âDo you tire of these journeys?â He started, velvet voice coaxing you to drop the formalities for a moment, you always had to look up when talking to him; though you assumed anyone would if they werenât a tall specimen of the Goron or Zora.
Your confused glance made him continue. âYou have many tasks to complete in my palace, youâre only close to me when itâs my chambers or this very throne room.â He settled down onto his rightful throne, one hand clutching the armrest while the other propped his head up to look at you properly. âWe should assign you a seat here, shouldnât we?â
Your first answer was no, where would it go? Next to the throne? That was a position for someone like the kingâs spouse; you were just an attendant. He did not wait for an answer and simply patted his thigh. âCome here.â
He anticipated your hesitance, you stood in front of him, and he maneuvered you easily in his hands to sit on his muscular thigh, the sudden movement almost caused you to fall completely on him. Your hand firmly rested on his shoulder and bicep. it was⌠shockingly comfortable. Most of his armor was focused on his chest so his legs were mostly just clothed.
âRelax, when have I ever harmed you?â Ganondorf carefully tugged you closer, feeling how snug you were against him he couldnât help a chuckle from emanating, the closeness made you blush. âDo I strike fear into your heart, my little attendant?â
He didnât mind your secure grasp on him as he tugged you closer, the movement and pressure making you gasp before you could answer, his height, his size, everything overwhelmed you as he gently moved you back and forth. His voice lowered as he leaned closer to you. âIsnât this what you deserve? The perfect seat for my one and only obedient attendant...â his tone was oddly sweet, the low volume making his voice carry more vibration and gruffness than it already did.
Your lips were parted, you knew youâd be a fool to object to your kingâs affections, but should you be seen like this? In such a debauched way in front of the man you devoted your existence to? âBut... someone might see us- sir...!â
Ganondorf laughed, deep and rich as he held your hips firmly, he could feel you begin to struggle against his planted hands holding you in place, he knew you wouldnât disappoint him. âNo one would step foot in here unless I command it.â
That assured you a bit, but he pressed on. âDo you think me cruel enough to let you be seen in such a manner? By anyone except me? flushed and panting on my thigh like a shameless slutâŚâ you knew he was possessive, but never over you. you could barely focus over the building pleasure between your legs, you mentally curse the underlayer of your uniform, the cloth clung to your skin and yet you could feel everything and it was hard to keep your composure in your king's hands like this.
You glanced at him pleadingly, he cooed at you almost mockingly as his hands loosened, allowing you to set your own pace. â⌠should I let you be seen like this?â You had to look away, the idea was shameful, but you felt even more guilt at the arousal pooling within.
âPerhaps I should place you on my thigh like this when I work? Iâd enjoy looking at a writhing little slut like you as I finish my tasksâŚâ he chuckled darkly as you moved your hips less subtly now, hands clinging to whatever fabric peeked out from beneath his armor.
âP-please, my kingâŚâ you whimpered, it was pathetically amusing yet arousing, Ganondorf held your jaw in his hand and forced you to look up at him, your hip movements slowed but hadnât stopped, you couldnât stop, not when the pressure of his thigh was against all the right places, pressing your buttons and getting you so close but it wasnât enough; you needed him to touch you.
âPlease what? You have the gall to make demands to your king? When youâre humping my thigh like a needy whore?â his hand clutched your hip tightly as he sat up, the pressure forcing a choked moan out of you as your grip fastened onto him for stability. âWhatâs the matter? Is this too much for you?â
He moved you harshly once more, the friction shooting at your senses so quickly you couldnât reply unless it was a lewd request for him to ruin you. he laughed, kissing your neck, it would have been a sweet gesture had it not been for his hands guiding your frantic riding back and forth.
You were always so obedient, always sacrificing anything for his pleasure and approval, seeing you chase your release so greedily. It was a sight to behold; you were always the quiet little attendant, seeing this side of you only made his desire for you triple, he could barely hold himself back.
He stopped you by grounding you down onto him, enough to stop you but not enough to hurt you. He sat up properly once more, leaning down to speak into your ear. âEnough. youâve shown me just how much of a good attendant you can beâŚâ
Disappointment and guilt racked your being, was this some sort of test that you failed? Had you disappointed him? Your questions were stopped as he manhandled you once more, carefully he picked you up and stood, his bulking strength made you feel like your weight was nothing as you were fitted snugly in his arms. âI was serious, you know; I wonât let you be seen like this by anyone but me... Now, be quiet until we reach my chambers.â
Gerudo Chief Ganondorf x GN ! Reader || 0.7k words
Warnings: Reader wears the vai outfit, wild era, fluff, unedited
Imagine Ganondorf dressing you...
You're due to attend an event held within the clean walls of Hyrule Castle, perhaps a ball or some historical festival that the other leaders within the kingdom were invited to attend. You're already there, snuggled up in pillows that smell nowhere near as good as the home you made in Gerudo Town. There's no chatter of a market. There's no desert air to warm your skin. You're rather cold which is why when Ganondorf stands to get ready to deal with the Hylian royalty, you're stuck sleeping in the bed, rolling over to the heat of the side he had been sleeping on.
You're barely awake although you still pick up on the pleasant sounds of jewellery clanking and chiming against itself. You can imagine it: each golden ring and circlet and bracelet that Ganondorf diligently puts on his body. It makes you smile. It makes you hum. It makes you nearly drift back off into slumber with the illusion that you could stay in bed for a few hours more.
You can't. As if courting the chief of the Gerudo would give you such an option. Not when responsibility hangs in the temperate air of central Hyrule.
Suspended Belief
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60211249 Ganondorf (TOTK) x F! Reader
Notes: No y/n used. She/her used throughout. Shibari, suspended shibari.
MDNI
Settling into his seat, Ganondorf sipped a cool drink as he took in the sight before him.
Strong ropes hung from the hooks embedded in the ceiling, looping down to the vulnerable form of his lover. Â
Ganondorf: (y/n) sweetheart,love of my life, the one who I would strike down the gods forâŚâŚ.what are you doing?
Cut to (y/n) knitting a bunch of giant blankets
(Y/n): âŚâŚâŚ..making the lynels and the hinoxs blankets. Itâs cold out.
Ganondorf: I see
(Y/n): oh and the archfiends too
Ganondorf: sweetheart no
Imagine being Ganondorf's chosen and you sneak out to watch some Lynels training. He's not quite fond of you doing that. Not because he frets that they will trample over your weak, Hylian body. Not quite. You'll make them go soft if you do. Brushing their hair, 'booping' their noses. Smiling at them with the same expression he selfishly insists should be exclusive to him. The Lynels are not your fluffy companions.

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Not a Queen MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI, Ganondorf x reader, Reader is a fem Hylian married to Ganondorf, 400 words, complete word vomit and not proof read CW: NSFW, piv marathon? seggs, Ganondorf degrades reader, uses 'vixen', long way of saying 'cocksleeve' notes: written with OoT/TP/HW Ganondorf in mind but imagine whichever, TotK is hot but not that high on my list. I've been playing a lot of OoT and i miss him.
Ganondorfâs word is always final, no reasoning from anyone would way him if he was convinced of something. you, the Hylian woman he took as a wife is legally the âQueenâ, but he made sure to keep you in line in private.
Privacy meant nothing when Ganondorf got his hands on you, the nights felt longer whenever he would remind you of your place as he fucked the discipline back into you for raising your voice slightly in front of his subjects.
âYouâre not a queen,â he grunts as he tightens his large grip on your thigh to keep your shaking legs open. Driving his cock impossibly deep you couldnât speak, only choked moans and gasps, pleas and apologies. âYouâre nothing but a pretty face for my eyes, and a sleeve for my cock.â He drives the point as hard as his thrusts.
âP-please- my king- Iâm sorry, Iâm sorry..!â Your desperate babbling made him laugh deeply, you could feel his chest vibrate against your back as he held you in a full nelson, he barely had the patience to take off your clothes.
âApologies wonât save you, you little vixen..â Ganondorfâs voice threatening you and belittling you under the onslaught of his hands tightening on your skin, his vibrating voice in your ear and the occasional grunt and groan; your tightening around his size drove him insane.
The way he handles you, tosses you around, and fucks you like heâll die if he stops; itâs truly one of the most effective ways to get you back under his command, his giant hand holding your skull down to the bed with his other sinking his fingers into your hips to keep your ass propped up against his hips. A wicked smile on his lips as the sound of the jewelry he adorns you with clinks and jingles against the force of his thrusts, layered with the skin slapping, panting and moaning. he lets you go to move you once more, a position fit to prone-bone you so youâll feel all of his length. The Demon King had to hold back a laugh when he tugged you to a headlock and a yelp was ripped out of you, he let out a breathy laugh. âThis. This is truly the form you deserve to take on.â he started with a grunt, making sure you were paying attention before he continued. âUnder me, glimmering with sweat and jewelry, legs open and ready to receive me. Youâre my little wife; not a queen..â
And yet heâs grateful for how much you accept his love, as messed up as his affections were no one submitted to him like you did. No pleas sounded as sweet as yours when he reminded you who your king was. "remember that under me, you're just a cocksleeve wife."
Wedding Night (Ganondorf) PART THREE
Kinktober 2024 Day Eight: Loss of Virginity
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Demon King's Knot
Warnings: p in v, missionary, rough sex, knotting, body alternations, cream pie, breeding, dumbification, overstimulation, biting, monster fucking, & light praise
ExplicitâMDNIâ1.4k Words
Imagine scratching Ganondorf's beard. You're sitting there on his lap, supported by his arms and hands that cup your body, as he lazily listens to the plea of some random Hylian that had the misfortune of voicing his village's needs. The words are only half registering in his mind. They echo against one ear only to ring against the jewellery as his attention is split elsewhere. Body focussed on you. Mind focussed on you. Perhaps he'd be a little more sadistic and a little bit more cruel towards the man had it not been for your hands on his face.
He'd never admit to the softness. Ganondorf isn't soft. And yet despite himself he leans into your touch as your fingers scratch boldly at the sides of his jaw. They run so nicely against the red hair and he has to stop himself from grumbling at the feeling. You don't coo, you wouldn't dare to, but you want to. He's acting like a big cat. His lips are pressed in a tight, controlled line and his amber eyes are zone out on a distant pillar. Pupils dilated. Your ministrations have his fingers tapping against the length of your thighs. A slow rapping motion as if he's contemplating.
No blood taints the floor that night. No screams are blown in the draft of the palace walls and no wrath bubbles in his chest. It doesn't dare to, not when your touch acts like a sedative. Especially not when your touch is so pleasurable.
The Gerudo's Bride - Vol I
Plot: In the early days of Hyrule, the infamous King Ganondorf of the Gerudo is clamouring not just for dominance, not for influence, but something more tangible to assert his power: a wife. Countless women have filtered in and out of the desert to assess their compatability for marriage, but none have ever caught his eye. None save for you; an ice-born woman whose loyalty to your tribe will come to clash with the king who expects unquestionable devotion.
cws: fem!anouki!reader, arranged marriage au, mild blood and violence, non-canon minor characters, jealousy, culture shock, hyrulean politics, childhood friendships, shield-surfing, monsters, reader has antlers/can be read as chubby but no other described features
wc: 9,057
Golden hills of sand rolled like waves before you, as did the heat and the smell of the earth cooking under the great, hot sun. The winding, rocky pass you'd travelled down to get here had spoiled some of those images for you, and made you consider the desert as something closely confined and almost claustrophobic.
But not so. The ground had opened up to a world you'd never known, and the citizens of Gerudo Town greeted you with stoic smiles, exuding power the likes of which you'd rarely experienced before. The Gerudo were a proud people from what you'd been told, and you believed it now that you walked their streets. Stories of their shimmering palaces amongst the sands and valiant warriors donned in gold and rubies had entertained you since your clan first made roots in this land of Hyrule. They still dazzled you with their feminine beauty as your convoy entered their capital, your eyes greedily soaking in every shift in the wind and rustling of the sand to bask in everything you could. You must've looked so naĂŻve peering around like a child struck with wonder as you passed through the gates, and you could tell by the way your moody escort nudged you harshly in the side when she got the chance, but you just couldn't help but bear witness to the glory of this land so different from your own.

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Desert Heat || Ganondorf ||
âŞď¸ He Canât Handle You in Gerudo Silks
The desert wind is warm tonight, soft, shimmering, carrying the scent of sand and sun-baked stone.
You step onto the palace balcony in the Gerudo silks gifted to you that morning.
A deep ruby top that ties behind your neck, cut scandalously low.A flowing skirt split all the way up your thigh.Gold chains glimmering against your soft stomach and hips.
You wore it as a surprise.You didnât expect the reaction it would cause.
Behind you, you hear a sound, a low, sharp inhale.Almost a growl.
âMy queenâŚâHis voice is already thick.
You turn, smiling.âDo you like it?â
Ganondorf does not answer.
He stares.
The desert king stands frozen in place, tall, broad, devastatingly powerful but suddenly unable to breathe.
The silks flutter again, breeze slipping under the fabric, lifting the bottom edge of your top as a hint of your soft breast showsâ
Ganondorfâs restraint shreds.
He crosses the distance in three strides, his enormous hand cupping the side of your face before you can gasp.
âYou dare wear this,â he rumbles, voice shaking your bones.âout where anyone might see you?â
His thumb slides along your lower lip.Your knees weaken instantly.
âGanondorfââ
His other hand grabs your hip, fingers sinking into the plush softness he worships.He pulls you flush against him and you feel it.Heâs already painfully hard.
âLittle queen,â he growls, leaning down until his forehead touches yours.âyou are playing with fire.â
Your voice trembles.âThen burn me.â
His snarl is the only warning you get.He spins you, pressing your front to the railing,your hands splaying over cool stone as he cages you in from behind.
The vast desert spreads below, jeweled in twilight.
But all you feel is him.His palms slide up your sides, over the soft curves he adores, lifting your breasts through the silk.
âThis,â he whispers hotly against your ear.âbelongs to me.â
Your breath stutters as he rolls your nipples between his fingers.
The silk offers no protectionâonly amplifies the sensation.The wind catches your skirt again, revealing your inner thigh.
Ganondorf groans like heâs in physical pain.âSpread them.â
Your heart kicks.âOut⌠here?â
His teeth graze your shoulder.âLet them look up and envy their king.â
Heat floods you, pooling low and heavy.
But you obey.
Your legs open, the slit in your skirt parting to expose the soft thickness of your thighs.
Ganondorfâs massive hand drags possessively down the inside of one, squeezing until you whimper.
âGood girl.â
You feel his cock pressing against your backside, hot and thick even through his clothing.His fingers hook your panties and pull them aside.
The night air kisses your slick heat.Ganondorf chokes on a breath.âAlready soaked,â he groans. âFrom a little wind lifting your top?â
You arch back against him.âFrom you.â
His growl shakes the balcony.Two thick fingers slide into you, slow at first, then deeper, curling.
You grip the railing to keep from collapsing.
âGanon...ahââ
âLook at the desert,â he commands softly, thrusting his fingers harder.âI want it to hear you.â
Your eyes roll back as he works you open, your wetness dripping down your thighs.
Then...He pulls out.
You gasp at the sudden emptiness.
He frees himself, you hear the low rustle of fabric, then feel the heavy, heated weight of his cock sliding between your soaked folds.
âSay you want it,â he growls.
âI want it,â you breathe.
His hand fists in your hair, gently but unyielding, bending you forward over the railing.
âLouder.â
âI want it,â you repeat, voice shaking.âI want you, my king.â
That breaks him.
He thrusts into you in one deep, claiming stroke stretching you, filling you, making your breath leave entirely.
Your cry echoes over the balcony.If any guards hear, they pretend not to.
Ganondorf groans behind you, the sound guttural, reverent.
âSo tight⌠my perfect queenâŚâ
His hips slam into you again and again ,each thrust shaking the stone beneath your palms.
Your breasts bounce with every movement, the silk doing nothing to contain you.
He notices.
He always notices.
One massive hand slides up, gripping your breast, thumb circling your nipple until you whine.âYou drive me mad,â he rasps, pounding into you harder.âDo you know what you look like in these silks?â
âTell me...ahââ
âA feast,â he growls into your neck.
âA goddess.â
âMy ruin.â
The angle shifts and he hits deeper, so deep your legs tremble uncontrollably.
âG-Ganon...pleaseââ
His hand drops between your legs, rubbing your clit as he fucks you faster, harder, his breath harsh against your ear.
âCome for me.â
The order sends lightning through your spine.Your climax hits hard, hips shaking, legs giving out, voice breaking into helpless moans against the night air.
Ganondorf groans loudly as your walls clamp around him, milking him.He thrusts deep, deeper, until heâs buried to the hiltâ
And then he breaks.
His release floods into you, hot and forceful, his hips jerking as he groans your name like a prayer.
When he finally stills, he presses his body over yours, breathing hard, keeping you pinned gently to the railing.His lips brush your shoulder.âNext time,â he murmurs, "you wonât even make it to the balcony.â
You smile breathlessly.âThen Iâll wear something even skimpier.â
His laugh is dark and sinful.âLittle queenâŚYou will be the death of me.â
Commission for @Casketed Yeena (from X)