Some Sleepy Freak ~ (❁´◒`❁)

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

° He is older than Doof (to my knowledge from what i recall P&F lore is really timeline inconsistent). He has to be at LEAST 50 years old given that he is a CRT TV. He's likely closer to 70.

° He is canonically both divorced and also a child of divorce and has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events

° He has fangs.

° He is literally doomed by prophecy. Like the Deltarune version of the Bible straight up says he's supposed to fucking die lmfao.

° He does stupid little autistic ass dances (im autistic and he dances like me)

° He probably has BPD and his abandonment issues are so bad he nearly committed multiple homicide over them

° He canonically shrinks to roughly the size of a soccer ball when he is sad

° His divorced ex is Spamton G. Spamton, another Tumblr Sexyman. They used to be partners and they share leitmotifs. They also have a literal daughter.

° Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe.

° He can do a perfect 180 mid-air split.

° He has a pronounced lisp.

° He was so torn up about falling out with his partner that he tore down every poster of them together and keeps his dressing room sealed behind a wall.

° He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy.

° He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms

° He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog.

Consider voting Mr. Ant Tenna!

See the list of reasons attached by @ spamtennatruther, as well as the short and sweet list written by me below! Both are recommended viewing should you not know Mr. Tenna!

Some notable reasons to Vote Tenna:

- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!

- Queer Single Father who loves his (infant) daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!

- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!

- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! You like roleplaying in bed? He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!

Caine fanbase/Caineling Beehive, Thank you for your continued support to keep our gentleman's agreement! This wild and wacky show of ours shall go on, and we will win for Caine in spirit!

We are sorry the rng generator forced us to fight. Now is our time to stand together as sister character fanbases and get Tenna to victory!

If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote Tenna and spread the word to your hive!

Neutrals, consider taking a look before voting to form an opinion on Mr. Tenna!

We know he's a bit of a newcomer to the competition, so we'd like to allow you the opportunity to get to know him!

Oh, he has a little song for you! Come and take a quick listen!

To the Ants N' Bees, keep biting and buzzing! You're doing incredible!

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

° He is older than Doof (to my knowledge from what i recall P&F lore is really timeline inconsistent). He has to be at LEAST 50 years old given that he is a CRT TV. He's likely closer to 70.

° He is canonically both divorced and also a child of divorce and has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events

° He has fangs.

° He is literally doomed by prophecy. Like the Deltarune version of the Bible straight up says he's supposed to fucking die lmfao.

° He does stupid little autistic ass dances (im autistic and he dances like me)

° He probably has BPD and his abandonment issues are so bad he nearly committed multiple homicide over them

° He canonically shrinks to roughly the size of a soccer ball when he is sad

° His divorced ex is Spamton G. Spamton, another Tumblr Sexyman. They used to be partners and they share leitmotifs. They also have a literal daughter.

° Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe.

° He can do a perfect 180 mid-air split.

° He has a pronounced lisp.

° He was so torn up about falling out with his partner that he tore down every poster of them together and keeps his dressing room sealed behind a wall.

° He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy.

° He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms

° He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog.

Consider voting Mr. Ant Tenna!

See the list of reasons attached by @ spamtennatruther, as well as the short and sweet list written by me below! Both are recommended viewing should you not know Mr. Tenna!

Some notable reasons to Vote Tenna:

- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!

- Queer Single Father who loves his (infant) daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!

- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!

- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! You like roleplaying in bed? He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!

Caine fanbase/Caineling Beehive, Thank you for your continued support to keep our gentleman's agreement! This wild and wacky show of ours shall go on, and we will win for Caine in spirit!

We are sorry the rng generator forced us to fight. Now is our time to stand together as sister character fanbases and get Tenna to victory!

If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote Tenna and spread the word to your hive!

Neutrals, consider taking a look before voting to form an opinion on Mr. Tenna!

We know he's a bit of a newcomer to the competition, so we'd like to allow you the opportunity to get to know him!

Oh, he has a little song for you! Come and take a quick listen!

To the Ants N' Bees, keep biting and buzzing! You're doing incredible!

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Do you live in our nation’s fair capital of Washington DC? If not, were you planning on traveling there this weekend to watch the annual Fourth of July festivities and fireworks on the National Mall? Great! Have fun! Take the usual precautions. Stay hydrated — the District’s heat and humidity in the summer are no joke! Don’t drink and drive. The crowds might be overwhelming, so be kind and patient with others. Particularly the public servants trying to keep things moving — they are giving up their holiday so you can enjoy yours!

Finally, wear a respirator at all times, as if you were spraying your house for termites or mining minerals on an asteroid. Wait, what?

Yes, wear a respirator. Because according to the Washington Post, the massive fireworks display is expected to produce so much air pollution that the National Park Service itself suggests — in internal documents because why actually warn the public of the danger — people “remain indoors as much as possible during and after the show.”

Apparently the levels of the type of particulate that’s the biggest concern are projected to be between about 60-120 TIMES the acceptable level, and those particulates could persist for three to six hours post finale. The National Park Service is recommending N95 masks while outdoors and the use of HEPA filters indoors.

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt