ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

listenin to lorde is such a committment i gotta be like hmmm do i wanna lose my goddamn mind right now like am i in the mood to feel every emotion all at once is it worth it

bitches want me because i know egg moves

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

gen V was so ambitious.  The region was populated almost entirely with new pokemon, it introduced the first ever MILF professor, komaeda was there

might fuck around and reread the percy jackson / heros of olympus series to remember the last time i felt genuine happiness at 8pm on a monday afternoon in 6th grade

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans