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@pairofgoggles
hello and welcome to my world of disastrous chaos
I do not wish to be interacted with by any minors or bigots.
My name is Alyx (yes, with a āyā so unique) and I am 20 (i got older), non binary, and very, very pansexual (we did some self exploration :3).
I welcome you now to my blog of utter chaos, which will contain rants, car related posts, and of course, cheese. Please, make yourself at home.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
hello tumblr, aka application I forget exists.
1.) we broke up with oscar, that happened itās over.
2.) Iām 20 now yippee to being older than steve jobs iphone
3.) my brother gave me a fffuuucking macbook pro for my birthday. I love it I played minecraft tower defense and got to wave 55 first try.
4.) Iām seeing someone else and will post updates next month (Iām setting a reminder so I donāt forget like I did with the whereās waldo and captcha thingy)
5.) I saw the backrooms for a third time, this time the everything must go edition with extra footage. twas good I like that movie but it requires prior knowledge of the LOOORREEEE
6.) Iām going to cincinnati for a cincinnati reds game. pray I donāt get murdered
Tag game
The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.
Tags below cut.
Mine is this:
I'm gonna get killed by a tiger...
And who, pray tell, is the fucking human-sized rabbit who's gonna set me up for this outlandish disaster?
@i-am-trashyy @8ghostscarabs @soadconnoisseur @official-kovaxworx @im-garbage-trust @catdisguisedasaduck @sunnydust2003 @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @keepsleepinkoi and...
OPEN TAGS!
Should I be concerned right now?
I got killed by Evil Pomni
@vinylv1 @sleepi-toasti @torrentialchaos @dazzle-expandism @b-does-arts @cookiecat-7388new @kezibun @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @i-am-trashyy @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @galaxywolfcomet @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @roleplaynerdylover @vito-the-troublemaker @m30wm30wm3ow @lydia-khoward @lilonceleriscool123 @lizzietheinanimateinsanitygirl @sakiohappychan @khrystenapofficial @stardxstsleep @stroodlenoodledoodle @sillstarszz @cherry-cake-cat @lunawolf012306 @lustfuldemonlady @chairsqueue35 @chaos-triangle
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE Y'ALLS
@toastoffical, @dante-the-potato, @mossysjournal, @zephyr-the-artist, @shadowh00pa, @starfizzydolly, @bluejayanimations123 + open tags
sorry, can't control the pan bunnies!
Le gasp
Ur supposed to be my fren-
How dare-
@handlelevine60 + open tags
( OOC: Im sorryā /silly )
( OOC: .. Wha- Wat- )
( OOC: @zephyr-the-artist @shadowh00pa @glitchydaflower + open tags! )
(OOC: Iāll do current 7th picture! Letās see what I get!)
(OOC: OPTEPEDE?! IāM GONNA GET MINKED BY OPTEPEDE?!)
(OOC: @shadowh00pa, @cindercattmc, @thatolliefann, @waveradialj19e, @l4xzeeorwhatevr, @loiyourlocalperson, @theonepiecelazyartist, @enternalnemisis + open tags! :3)
This fuckass image my friend sent me.
Uhhhh @murdocs-sunshine666 @wonkers-hog @0rthrus4rt + anyone else bruh
[ the farting birds from a rehab center šš ]
@the-ace-ofhearts @st0l2s @sillygoobr64 @verygayshark @knickknat + other ppls :3333
Shark mittens. Does this mean
@spiderlily90 @ihateeveyoneandeverything @asistanttothewallflower @bat-phantom + open
Fucking wot.
@ars-per-aspera @forghunter @deerman-limerence +open cus im lazy
HAH well thatās ironic (iykyk)
@pixelzbad @pairofgoggles @spideyysam @imkindasleepdeprived and anyone else
lmao the world cup match between brazilian mikuās parents
@edensolace @ars-per-aspera @asistanttothewallflower @pixelzbad @theonion
Tag game
The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.
Tags below cut.
Mine is this:
I'm gonna get killed by a tiger...
And who, pray tell, is the fucking human-sized rabbit who's gonna set me up for this outlandish disaster?
@i-am-trashyy @8ghostscarabs @soadconnoisseur @official-kovaxworx @im-garbage-trust @catdisguisedasaduck @sunnydust2003 @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @keepsleepinkoi and...
OPEN TAGS!
Should I be concerned right now?
I got killed by Evil Pomni
@vinylv1 @sleepi-toasti @torrentialchaos @dazzle-expandism @b-does-arts @cookiecat-7388new @kezibun @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @i-am-trashyy @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @galaxywolfcomet @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @roleplaynerdylover @vito-the-troublemaker @m30wm30wm3ow @lydia-khoward @lilonceleriscool123 @lizzietheinanimateinsanitygirl @sakiohappychan @khrystenapofficial @stardxstsleep @stroodlenoodledoodle @sillstarszz @cherry-cake-cat @lunawolf012306 @lustfuldemonlady @chairsqueue35 @chaos-triangle
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE Y'ALLS
@toastoffical, @dante-the-potato, @mossysjournal, @zephyr-the-artist, @shadowh00pa, @starfizzydolly, @bluejayanimations123 + open tags
sorry, can't control the pan bunnies!
Le gasp
Ur supposed to be my fren-
How dare-
@handlelevine60 + open tags
( OOC: Im sorryā /silly )
( OOC: .. Wha- Wat- )
( OOC: @zephyr-the-artist @shadowh00pa @glitchydaflower + open tags! )
(OOC: Iāll do current 7th picture! Letās see what I get!)
(OOC: OPTEPEDE?! IāM GONNA GET MINKED BY OPTEPEDE?!)
(OOC: @shadowh00pa, @cindercattmc, @thatolliefann, @waveradialj19e, @l4xzeeorwhatevr, @loiyourlocalperson, @theonepiecelazyartist, @enternalnemisis + open tags! :3)
This fuckass image my friend sent me.
Uhhhh @murdocs-sunshine666 @wonkers-hog @0rthrus4rt + anyone else bruh
[ the farting birds from a rehab center šš ]
@the-ace-ofhearts @st0l2s @sillygoobr64 @verygayshark @knickknat + other ppls :3333
Shark mittens. Does this mean
@spiderlily90 @ihateeveyoneandeverything @asistanttothewallflower @bat-phantom + open
Fucking wot.
@ars-per-aspera @forghunter @deerman-limerence +open cus im lazy
HAH well thatās ironic (iykyk)
@pixelzbad @pairofgoggles @spideyysam @imkindasleepdeprived and anyone else
I got poke bowl and sat on a parking garage roof blasting Pink Floyd at sunset
and you cannot ever convince me that music is not therapy because I literally just got laid off my job maybe an hour before I did this.
AND I FEEL FUCKIN FANTASTIC!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
I'm eating pudding in my room
@ars-per-aspera
come to my room
we can eat pudding together
so mom just bought you a phone with a handy-dandy text messaging feature for shits and giggles huh
average interaction between siblings apparently.
my sister will summon me with snapchat messages that I donāt read for hours rather than text or call me.
she doesnāt know what tumblr is though thank GOD
I'm eating pudding in my room
@ars-per-aspera
come to my room
we can eat pudding together
so mom just bought you a phone with a handy-dandy text messaging feature for shits and giggles huh
Iām some form of areligious and even Iād use catholicism as an excuse to not use ai fuck yeah Leo XIV
yāknow what, frick it. Iām making a chain (this will go nowhere I donāt have enough moots for this.)
favorite music right now? Oh and tag your friends have fun with it
1.) Meddle - Pink Floyd
2.) The Dark Side of The Moon - Pink Floyd
3.) Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd (can you see where this is going?)
4.) Animals - Pink Floyd
5.) This specific playlist by Me
uhh
@forghunter @ars-per-aspera @asistanttothewallflower @edensolace hi hi enjoy
Thanks @pairofgoggles
1) āFound Heavenā - Conan Gray
2) āNo Surprisesā - Radiohead
3) āO Childrenā - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4) āWhite Blank Pageā - Mumford & Sons
5) āSign of the Timesā - Harry Styles
6) This playlist:
Tagging whoever sees this :))
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
Yall for the past WEEK one of the headphone in my Beats Flex has been at half the volume of the other. Today I FINALY decided to turn the Reddit. Apparently I needed to:
Clean the gunk out
Poke the interior of the speaker with a needle
Suck on the speaker like a boba straw
Move the pin in the speaker (not present before sucking)
And thatās it! What the fuck!
hey uh have you tried checking your phoneās settings for the sound & haptics L/R distribution because that could fix it without you having to suck your speaker like a boba straw, which. ew.
if iPhone go to settings > accessibility > audio & visual > balance
And fiddle with the slider until it sounds right @asistanttothewallflower
It was a physical issue with the speaker. It breaks sometimes and apparently you gotta fix it. These headphones are (checks notes) holy fuck, 9 years old.
oh yeah damn well Iām sorry if you had to boba suck the headphone speaker thatās.. um.. yucky.. but I hope you got it fixed lol
heres ur chance to like an unlike and like a posts bc the pride flag thing is satisfying
I tried adding more tags. Not all of them have a flag. Still fun to see the ones that do waving
Yall for the past WEEK one of the headphone in my Beats Flex has been at half the volume of the other. Today I FINALY decided to turn the Reddit. Apparently I needed to:
Clean the gunk out
Poke the interior of the speaker with a needle
Suck on the speaker like a boba straw
Move the pin in the speaker (not present before sucking)
And thatās it! What the fuck!
hey uh have you tried checking your phoneās settings for the sound & haptics L/R distribution because that could fix it without you having to suck your speaker like a boba straw, which. ew.
if iPhone go to settings > accessibility > audio & visual > balance
And fiddle with the slider until it sounds right @asistanttothewallflower
Yall for the past WEEK one of the headphone in my Beats Flex has been at half the volume of the other. Today I FINALY decided to turn the Reddit. Apparently I needed to:
Clean the gunk out
Poke the interior of the speaker with a needle
Suck on the speaker like a boba straw
Move the pin in the speaker (not present before sucking)
And thatās it! What the fuck!
hey uh have you tried checking your phoneās settings for the sound & haptics L/R distribution because that could fix it without you having to suck your speaker like a boba straw, which. ew.
yāknow what, frick it. Iām making a chain (this will go nowhere I donāt have enough moots for this.)
favorite music right now? Oh and tag your friends have fun with it
1.) Meddle - Pink Floyd
2.) The Dark Side of The Moon - Pink Floyd
3.) Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd (can you see where this is going?)
4.) Animals - Pink Floyd
5.) This specific playlist by Me
uhh
@forghunter @ars-per-aspera @asistanttothewallflower @edensolace hi hi enjoy
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
ok so like. random life rant bc I need to say this but idk who to say it to irl.
WARNING: LONG POST. REMEMBER TO BLINK AND LOOK AWAY TO PREVENT EYE DAMAGE.
so. Iāve been seeing this transmasc named Oscar who is a genuine sweetheart. He treats me so well and itās amazing, he respects my boundaries and basically gives me princess treatment which, honestly, I love more than Iām willing to admit.
Weāve been hanging out and going on little cutesy dates for about a week, and itās going amazing. He texts me so frequently to check on me, heās caring, he makes it so obvious that he likes me, calls me his prince (oh my god this makes me melt, if youāre ever trying to flirt w me this WILL work.)
Tonight, we were texting and I decided to invite him to my job this weekend (I umpire rec league baseball, I invited him to watch me). He made a comment āitās gonna be weird me watching baseball and not knowing who to cheer forā to which I reply ānah itās okay ur there for the officialsā and then just.
he hits me with this (text at bottom)
WHICH MADE ME MELT LIKE I LITERALLY CANTTT
āIām ur boy???? š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗā
this mans has my whole heart with a silly paragraph.
and Iām even more torn bc thereās more.
He has some habits that are deal breakers for me. He vapes, smokes (weed and cigarettes) and isnāt opposed to trying/doing hard drugs like crack and meth.
this makes it difficult bc I REALLY like him and I genuinely want this to work out between us but like.
those habits have got to go.
Do we think I can fix him :3
YESSS YOU GOT THIS ALYX!!!
nah, thatād be controlling.
third answer (comment)
uhhh so he fucking sucks and I hate him.
explanation: he told me he cut his really bad habits because they were making him feel bad and it was taking away from time with me. BUT as soon as he got a job (which was his first job by the way) and his license (AT NINETEEN YEARS OLD) he went right back to his old bad habits and would ignore me constantly and wouldnāt even start a conversation anymore. Ugh.
anyways yeah thatās done and over with.
hi Iāve been gone for a while! So weāre doing a recap.
Since Iāve been gone (reference) I have:
Almost died twice. Again.
Almost been outed by my parents.
Broke up with that guy I was talking to/dated.
Did a ton of self exploration. Turns out Iām really into hot people.
Got a new job! Itās been keeping me super busy. I clean carpet and rug (innuendo) professionally! Also tile and upholstery. Pays amazing I love the cleaning business and itās fun.
Had an absolutely once-in-a-bloodline crash out on someone I once called my best friend and before cutting him off.
Passed my EMT course and National Registry Exam, becoming an officially Nationally Registered Emergency Medical Technician.
Gone on a date recently! Havenāt told friends about it. Sorry friends (specifically @forghunter Iām specifically sorry to you bc I tell you everything lol Iāll tell you about it next time I see you)
Uhh I became the proud official owner of my gorgeous 2017 Honda Accord Hybrid and need to invest in a new dash cam because mine is ass.
Got called a slew of slurs in rapid succession by one of our best paying clients at my job! Yes, sheās ancient, yes, sheās heavily red, yes she has a freakish obsession with Ronald Reagan, and yes, she heard me make a comment about being part Mexican. I love The South.
And thatās everything I can think of. That Iām sharing here. Publicly.
Hope you all are doing well :3
