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I’m bisexual which means I’m a bad person

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

it never fails to drive me crazy that hollywood has supposedly churned out tons of "anti vietnam war films" but none of them ever have any vietnamese characters who are allowed to speak. and then you can turn on a ww2 movie and the germans get to talk and talk and talk!

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage