white people need to be banned from southeast asia unless a local can vouch that they're normal like im sick of the holistic wellness island retreat authenticity new age mystic third eye opening faux kundalini tantric interpretive dance island gentrification sex tourism self discovery shit they're always doing posting videos in elephant print sarongs writhing to shitty edm in the jungle somewhere in thailand ive had enough

i’d rather be too woke than a fucking idiot

Ah Paretta. Never change. This dude starts fights and wins every year that he plays in the charity game. And better yet, he doesn't just pick a random cop that's playing. He specifically spends all year researching which ones have beat their spouses or are being investigated for corruption, then mocks them and eggs them on social media for like 6 months straight just to make sure they know ahead of time they're getting their ass beat.

do u wanna kiss in the blade (1998) blood rave

Going "awww, I know dear, I know you're stressed, I know you're scared, but I'm right here datling, I'll make it better, you're gonna be okay," to a girl I have tied up who's desperately trying to escape before I can hypnotize her.

I can't decide if the girl actually managing to resist for a while or just getting instantlossed would be more adorable in this scenario. Kinda need both tbh.

Guess you'll just need to kidnap two girls in that case, why choose?

You make an excellent point. I should also force them to make out probably. For science.

Could always have the instantloss girl force herself on the one who's resisting too, help you break her. For science of course

Oh I've had that thought quite often. Kind of cute to do it the other way around too. Have the girl who broke first be used as a pet by the second. Like. "Congratulations, you did such a wonderful job for me, cutie," turn to the other girl, "Darling, I'd like you to break her, okay? Have as much fun with it as you want." Something about brainwashed girls abusing other brainwashed girls on their mutual owner's orders is really adorable to me.

Purely out of scientific curiosity.

I am a type of girl who is full of scientific curiosity

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no