got it memorized?

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

Send me back to the gay factory. Or whatever Pete Wentz said

how is everyone feeling today

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from northIrish reading: Feeling like the third monkey in line for Noah's ark and it's just started raining /End ID]

life is beautiful when u don’t have assignments due

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

OH MY GOD WAIT

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

does anyone wanna hangout someday