Bisous Christ

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

College is when you’re afraid of both

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

Due to your poor spelling, you’ve accidentally summoned Stan.

absolute precision

trust no one, not even no one