oink oink bitches im peppa pig!!

Motherfucking Peppa pig ass bitch tryna steal my fucking man spider fucking can’t remember two toes on her whip

If you wanna scrap u got one coming hun

Welcome back daddy

not all dads

excuse me just because you are jealous of how gorgeous we are doesn't mean you should call me a cunt yeah ive been around the block but still.

When my friend was a kid she used put on high heels and practice running around and jumping off stuff because Catwoman could do it. Now she can practically sprint in stilettos. Like…I’ve seen her chase after animals and run up hills and climb shit with 0% hindrance, and I will forever and always admire the hell out of her for it because when asked to choose between practicality and fashion she literally just chose “no be Catwoman” instead, and for some reason that actually worked.