E-BOY SUPREMACY

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

i love movies so much i want to live. didnt watch one or anything ive just been staring at the wall recently

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[ID. A beer advertisement with a row of cans, each with the face of a player from Mexico's men's football team, except for the aforementioned morita. There is a small pile of berries beside the last of the beer cans, which has been highlighted with a red circle. End ID.]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break