the vibes are off

I’m sorry if you try to talk to me and I ignore you, I am not really present or sound of mind

hey everyone my tummy hurts but please don't cry too hard for me. a few tears are fine though.

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

doggy style so i can still play sudoku

if anyone needs me i’ll be ripping the LED headlights out of every vehicle in the country

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

by talos this can’t be happening

who has suffered more jesus christ or me when i'm on my period

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

the world is a very frightening and confusing place if you are an 11 pound house cat with no responsibilities and an endless supply of food and water and affection and enrichment