SWEET

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

all in all I take a complete disarmament and non-proliferation stance on boyfriends. Do not use them. Do not create them. Dismantle the ones you have and repurpose their material for peaceful civilian use. This is the only way the world can know peace

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

You stupid bitch there's literally a starman waiting in the sky

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn