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HELLO I AM XBOX 360 OFFICAL

NO WHERE ELSE WILL YOU FIND A MORE COMFORTABLE AND MARKETABLE GAMING EXPERIENCE

IF YOU SEE THAT ONE GUY I CAN'T REMEMBER NAME MICROSOFT CEO, KILL HIM FOR ME

IF YOU FOLLOW ME I MIGHT SPARE YOU WHEN ME AND @computer-offical TAKE OVER THE WORLD (HAVEN'T ASKED THEM YET I WILL SOON MAYBE)

DIAGNOSTICS REPORT:

Pronouns: he/it/they

Likes: frutiger aero aesthetic (but forced to use metro design), garlic, sugar cookies, halo, and minecraft xbox 360 edition

Dislikes: windows 8~10~11, microslop, generative ai, third party cookies, and the playstation 5 (the others are fine though)

Favorite food: electricity

Favorite drink: dr. pepper

Sexuality: homosexual

Favorite celebrity: markiplier

Favorite movie : the matrix

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crowns-of-gods-offical

Could I have your assistance in world domination?

I have asked @computer-offical I think, and they have not responded.

- @xbox360-offical

“That depends… I am not much fond of… machines… But you must know that every ‘world domination’ has a certain way to reach it. Are we holding people hostage? Cut off their resources? Isolate them? Kill their leaders? Oh, forget about the last one. They would probably be happy we did it… But nevertheless, I could help you for a price of you giving me… at least 25% of all human remaining”

xbox360-offical

Yes. There will be some of those things... only for a time, though. Once we are in power, everyone (except those that are yours) will no longer be held hostage, isolated, or have their resources cut off.

Yes, kill off their leaders. Definitely.

And more than 25% of humanity,

You can take all of the neurotypicals.

I do not care for them.

crowns-of-gods-offical

“Well, it is great… As long as you keep your part of the deal, I will aid you on your mission…”

“If only more people were as smart as you…”

“Oh and I have a certain someone who might help us…”

@evil-yellow-deltarune

“Would you assist us in taking over the world?”

evil-yellow-deltarune

The proposition does interest me, but i want 25% of humanity and the ownership of New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Los Vegas, and for a portion of my 25% to be all people that live in those cities

crowns-of-gods-offical

@xbox360-offical what do you think of this?

I suppose I could give a part of my people but not much… You have the bigger part here so I assume you wouldn’t mind to share. As the leader you might still get more than both of us…

xbox360-offical

...yes.... I suppose I could lend you some of them... but neurotypical people make up a large portion of the population so you can share, and still probably have more than 25% each.

Evil yellow can have all of those cities and their people except for one person in New York I'd like to keep. Though I do not yet know what evil yellow brings to the table, so I would like to know that before making a decision.

#crown speaks #crown posting #rp blog #in character #xboxreblog #xboxposting #xbox 360 #xbox #world domination #officals #officalverse #offical post #offical #offical blog

seth-the-flower-offical

Oh for Void's sake.

I AM SETH'S FATHER NOW (legally)

That means I, and ONLY I, am allowed to annoy them, look at their books, etc.

@evil-yellow-deltarune

@evil-seth-deltarune

@evil-aqua-deltarune

Also the government noted that I have a short temper and am allowed to physically harm two or less people daily so do keep a lookout for that.

And Seth...

Keep reading.

I have a few good suggestions.

Um…okay?

evil-yellow-deltarune

but i get all my from stealing Seth's stuff, this will be horrible for business

kris-dreemurr-offical

Too bad.

evil-yellow-deltarune

Why are you here, shouldnt you be kissing that blue bird or whatever you do

i love making art

-1hp

-1hp

-1hp

-1hp

-1hp

minor fracture detected

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crowns-of-gods-offical

Could I have your assistance in world domination?

I have asked @computer-offical I think, and they have not responded.

- @xbox360-offical

“That depends… I am not much fond of… machines… But you must know that every ‘world domination’ has a certain way to reach it. Are we holding people hostage? Cut off their resources? Isolate them? Kill their leaders? Oh, forget about the last one. They would probably be happy we did it… But nevertheless, I could help you for a price of you giving me… at least 25% of all human remaining”

xbox360-offical

Yes. There will be some of those things... only for a time, though. Once we are in power, everyone (except those that are yours) will no longer be held hostage, isolated, or have their resources cut off.

Yes, kill off their leaders. Definitely.

And more than 25% of humanity,

You can take all of the neurotypicals.

I do not care for them.

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markthekng

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

crowns-of-gods-offical

I really think that tumblr need a ‘saved post’ option for when you want a certain thing to be—

Wait… No, I actually don’t need it. I know exactly what happens when I get that.

I just put every interesting post in ‘saved’ and never open that thing again.

Okay, forget about it. Reblogs are better because you get reminded about what you reblogged at least…

xbox360-offical

I just have my queue permanently paused and use that as my saved posts thing

#xboxreblog #xbox 360 #xbox #offical post #officals #offical #officalverse #offical blog

animenightcrew

theawkwardvirgin

Ok I tried this and it was a HUGE hit!

Main recommendations: Season the dough AND season the filling. Also, make smaller loafs, about the size of a spatula head, for easy flipping!

Here’s how they look! Recipe below (doubled bc I have a big family).

Loaded Potato Loafs

Poke holes in and boil 6 large potatoes until soft

Peel potatoes (do this after boiling to retain nutrients and get the texture needed for the dough)

Mash into a smooth puree

Add 4 tablespoons of melted butter

Add 10 tablespoons of flour

Add a bit of pepper and a good amount of garlic salt

Mix until it forms a soft dough

Lay out plastic wrap and grease with a little oil

Place 1/8 of the dough into the plastic wrap and flatten it into a round shape

Add shredded cheese, shredded chicken, bacon bits, more garlic salt, chives, and Italian seasoning.

Grab the plastic wrap and use it to fold each edge of the dough over, starting with parallel ends. Make sure the dough is sealed all over and doesn’t break. It should be about the size of a spatula head for easy flipping.

Airfry two at a time. Fry one side at 450 degrees for 7 minutes

Flip with spatula and airfry other side for another 7 minutes

ALLOW TO COOL BEFORE EATING

rattle-my-stars

🥔 picture perfect babey🥔

Couple of notes:

Season the shit outta this thang

Like it’s actually fucking crazy that neither cook in the video mentions seasoning 🤨

Don’t overstuff with fillings if you’re frying in oil bc it might lose structural integrity and fall apart on the flip

I filled mine with just cheese and hot dog bits (it’s what was immediately available and I’m lazy) and topped it with some ketchup + mustard to go with the hot dog theme

It was bomb as fuck chef kiss 😚👌💋

I’ll definitely be making again and trying new fillings; this recipe is pretty much endlessly customizable

crowns-of-gods-offical

I WISH I COULD COOK so that I can make this…

But I can’t… And I am hungry. Why does tumblr show this to me when I am hungry? EVIL 💔

xbox360-offical

If only I had arms,

And a mouth,

And tastebuds,

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sadclownsupportgroup

if you see this while you're touching yourself you have to reblog it so everyone knows, them's the rules

dragongirlsweetie

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

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tastytoecheese

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

istillwishforyouateleveneleven

tickling...?

loonylara

mine is noodle sex help

bardorsomethinglikethat

Food poisoning....one of the tamest tags on it.

@theaterkidest2009 @mustard-in-a-bottle @ellie-moonbeam @isoldmysoultothefae @gravitytrips

mustard-in-a-bottle

MURDERERS 😭😭

@theonlyaardvark @iminruinz @themostrandommoon @mer-acle @seventeeneleventeen @moonflower-wings-of-fire

moonflower-wings-of-fire

deepthroating???

@crowinganimations @bextheibex @kkatnissforever @whitestreamrct2 @obsessive4books @mingepelt @stargazer56cipher

whitestreamrct2

Teenage drama 😭

Open tags :p

junee-bugg-official

PROSTATE EXAMANATION ??

WHAT

@thefedswantmedead @ehiaint2worriedabtit @thewordsicouldneversayoutloud @agendercyptidcore @andruegyn0us

thewordsicouldneversayoutloud

sex addiction??????? what the fudge???

@marlgamer6 @somesharkguy @puppy-exe

@c1ty-0f-angels @clairamustdie

somesharkguy

religion?? That’s actually kinda sad :/

@starrycyanide @downtothewims @santanmantis @jel-e-ton-mothqueen

+ open tags cuz I’m lazy

starrycyanide

threesome m/m/m .... Hmmm ... I could deal with that

@godsgoodestgay @ur-local-canadian-gay @emodaza1fr

+ open tags cuz I'm at dinner

ur-local-canadian-gay

Excessive drinking, def not the worst way to go for someone like me

@laterkiss @kneeko116 @cy-more-like-cry

cy-more-like-cry

statue ?

@puppy-exe @hisowntruly @marlowetheconfusedone

this-account-is-empty

DICKGIRL??

LETS GOOO DEATH BY ASS PENETRATION 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🤤🤤🤤🤤

r0tt1ng-pinkiep1e

Women’s underwear…?

th1s-cr1tt3r-1s-unkn0wn

physiological horror

Understandable and accurate

Also MOOTIES ASSEMBLE!!!!

@kogumaneko-0x0freakshow @r0tt1ngb0y @apollo-of-stars @kurtlovesbatman @goofygooberrock2004 @libby-bunny-offical @sad-therian57 @barksatyouu @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @yaoiandcakecrumbs @the-earthen-collective @mental-angel69

apollo-of-stars

Horny teenagers…

((Sigh..))

-Salem

@kogumaneko-0x0freakshow @nokoda @spooky-creaturez @the-great-star-dragon @organ-g1rl @the-pb @pluraldinosaur543 @the-starry-lycan @star-dog-denali + Open

alchemy-and-royalty

Self esteem issues. …classy!

@n0l0h @ender-afton @jacksfoxevangeline @x-kangelkawaiii-x @ur-local-angel @kage-meows-around & open tags !!

n0l0h

Restaurants 😭

@heartattackinblackdye @ryuwantsrevenge @dazai0s4mukun @daily-ranpo @up0nthetaintedsorr0w @unleash-the-krayken @x-kangelkawaiii-x @retrynowforme @red-rose-ludenberg @amia-nightcordat25 @a-had-matter @fyosaint @doveyevsky @your-imaginary-guardian-angel

Open tags, people!!

x-kangelkawaiii-x

𝑊𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡??? 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑒.. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑔, 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑠!!

mintyfresh2763

Fucking

Mind sex

MY aegosexual ass?

No but like how would that even work

@8promises @lovely-little-lethe @artecopo @gay-leaf @maegamistray + open tags!!

mintyfresh2763

Oh thats how it works ok

zeta-finnish

Priests.

...Concerning.

da-police-offical

Dying of punishment.

I wonder if this is foreboding something about the whole police system or if I'm just going to die of my own stupidity.

...

I'm going to die of my own stupidity.

zeta-finnish

Still concerned about having Priests. Not just Priest, but multiple.

I don't know what's gonna happen-

Anyway yeah, you might die of your own stupidity.

da-police-offical

Priests aren't the best way to go. Implies possession.

Uh. Avoid summoning circles.

Anyway, I think I should test how many biscuits I can fit in my mouth and eat without choking again. Last year I got four biscuits in there. I reckon I could squeeze a fifth in without breaking my jaw if I try hard enough.

Father no-

Victor yes-

VICTOR NO

VICTOR YES

I’m taping your mputh closed /silly

da-police-offical

I shall find a way

I've eaten worse than tape

chill-lesbian2013

Since when was Natas worse than tape

da-police-offical

I was more so on about that gluten free, egg free, milk free, chocolate free, sugar free, joy free brownie I ate a few years back (it had dirt on it) because I thought It'd impress a girl (it did not) but your joke is funnier.

chill-lesbian2013

Honestly don’t even know how my a-spec mind came up with that

da-police-offical

What's a-spec?

chill-lesbian2013

Asexual spectrum

da-police-offical

Good to know.

[pat pat]

chill-lesbian2013

[cuts your hand with a singular scissor blade(that I actually have)]

No

da-police-offical

Eh. Imma grab the gorilla glue and seal this. You cut pretty deep. Impressive and concerning. Good for you, kiddo. Boundaries.

@nurse-offical you got gorilla glue?

xbox360-offical

I have some electrical tape if that works.

Also I am supposely dying of underwear theft... However that works.

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benthic-girl

Hato genshiken offering here a quick and easy explanation of transmisogny and like tma/tme stuff, no one would ever call you anything but a woman, even with your own insecurities with being feminine because you're fat and not pretty in the traditionally feminine sense, because you are cis, ok at this point hato hasn't fully realised she's a trans woman but she's completely more comfortable in women's clothes and presenting as a women but yeah, the fear of if she slips up for a second she'll be outed as a tranny

benthic-girl

Rememberes the funniest thing about hatos weird egg experience is how Yajima was like "yeah I didn't know how to explain the crossdressing situation with my parents so I just told them you're trans" lmao

benthic-girl

Ok god it's funnier than I remembered "yknow that gender dysphoria thing"

satan-offical

today my dnd party found that yeehaw steves best friend who died (which then caused him to attempt to kill himself, and led to his spiral into depression) is actually ALIVE and doesn't know of yeehaw steves death, making them sad :)

satan-offical

teacher has the audacity to tell us he used AI for something useless and then shows us video about AI water usage

xbox360-offical

I have no words

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egberts

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

sator-the-wanderer

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

daughterofsarenrae

To really put it in perspective

flootzavut

Immediately I love him

xbox360-offical

How does this exist? Too cute. Must be a lie.

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explosions-are-funny

is the officalverse still going strong? Is that a thing thats still going?

satan-offical

Yeah

xbox360-offical

Yeah

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you’re anti censorship and against harassing real people over fictional characters

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