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*gyroscopically locks the cylinder of your gun*

What’cha doin’?

Oh, y'know, nothi-

LOOK, A CRIMINELL!

GET 'EM!

[He starts rapidly shooting in the general direction] WHERE?!

That dark blue dude!

Kaard! Roulx Kaard!

The Duketh of Puzzleth!

THAT'S THE CRIMINELL!

I didn'th do anything this timeth!

Lesser dad you are currently vandalizing that puzzle

Shushth

Silence criminell!

You must stand trial for your crimes!

Nuh-uhth

…Darn.

Hey im also a blue criminal, dont leave me out :(((((

Skillth issue

You better watch your back, Puzzle Boy

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*gyroscopically locks the cylinder of your gun*

What’cha doin’?

Oh, y'know, nothi-

LOOK, A CRIMINELL!

GET 'EM!

[He starts rapidly shooting in the general direction] WHERE?!

That dark blue dude!

Kaard! Roulx Kaard!

The Duketh of Puzzleth!

THAT'S THE CRIMINELL!

I didn'th do anything this timeth!

Lesser dad you are currently vandalizing that puzzle

Shushth

Silence criminell!

You must stand trial for your crimes!

Nuh-uhth

…Darn.

Hey im also a blue criminal, dont leave me out :(((((

Oh for Void's sake.

I AM SETH'S FATHER NOW (legally)

That means I, and ONLY I, am allowed to annoy them, look at their books, etc.

@evil-yellow-deltarune

@evil-seth-deltarune

@evil-aqua-deltarune

Also the government noted that I have a short temper and am allowed to physically harm two or less people daily so do keep a lookout for that.

And Seth...

Keep reading.

I have a few good suggestions.

Um…okay?

but i get all my from stealing Seth's stuff, this will be horrible for business

Too bad.

Why are you here, shouldnt you be kissing that blue bird or whatever you do

I'm getting real tired of you robbing my friends, you know that, right?

the only time ive actually stolen something i gave it back in the end, so whats the harm

Wait actually?

sure they had to pay me 1225 flower dollars, but flowery can make infinite money so theres no true harm

Hm. But what's your excuse for evil Seth beating Seth up?

I didnt tell them to do that, that was their own choice

Oh for Void's sake.

I AM SETH'S FATHER NOW (legally)

That means I, and ONLY I, am allowed to annoy them, look at their books, etc.

@evil-yellow-deltarune

@evil-seth-deltarune

@evil-aqua-deltarune

Also the government noted that I have a short temper and am allowed to physically harm two or less people daily so do keep a lookout for that.

And Seth...

Keep reading.

I have a few good suggestions.

Um…okay?

but i get all my from stealing Seth's stuff, this will be horrible for business

Too bad.

Why are you here, shouldnt you be kissing that blue bird or whatever you do

I'm getting real tired of you robbing my friends, you know that, right?

the only time ive actually stolen something i gave it back in the end, so whats the harm

Wait actually?

sure they had to pay me 1225 flower dollars, but flowery can make infinite money so theres no true harm

Could I have your assistance in world domination?

I have asked @computer-offical I think, and they have not responded.

- @xbox360-offical

“That depends… I am not much fond of… machines… But you must know that every ‘world domination’ has a certain way to reach it. Are we holding people hostage? Cut off their resources? Isolate them? Kill their leaders? Oh, forget about the last one. They would probably be happy we did it… But nevertheless, I could help you for a price of you giving me… at least 25% of all human remaining”

xbox360-offical

Yes. There will be some of those things... only for a time, though. Once we are in power, everyone (except those that are yours) will no longer be held hostage, isolated, or have their resources cut off.

Yes, kill off their leaders. Definitely.

And more than 25% of humanity,

You can take all of the neurotypicals.

I do not care for them.

“Well, it is great… As long as you keep your part of the deal, I will aid you on your mission…”

“If only more people were as smart as you…”

“Oh and I have a certain someone who might help us…”

@evil-yellow-deltarune

“Would you assist us in taking over the world?”

The proposition does interest me, but i want 25% of humanity and the ownership of New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Los Vegas, and for a portion of my 25% to be all people that live in those cities

@xbox360-offical what do you think of this?

I suppose I could give a part of my people but not much… You have the bigger part here so I assume you wouldn’t mind to share. As the leader you might still get more than both of us…

well roughly 80% of humanity is neurotypical and if your getting all of them, i can take 25% and you take 55%, then you end up with more than you asked for and I get what I wanted

Oh? I suppose… I could share then. Managing such a big amount of humans would be too much of a pain…

Good. Hopefully we can soon get to work… Mortals should be grateful that we will be taking care of them… That is the only purpose they have… to serve and obey…

You heard the guy, my goons, we are going to take over the world

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-seth-deltarune

@evil-aqua-deltarune

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*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

I can tell you can’t.

i still beat you in an argument though

Can you prove that?

i showed that your point about book fleas was moot due to the fact that all of my hair is covered by my evil cowboy hat so book fleas wouldnt go on me

Or would it?

prove me wrong then

The burden of proof is on you!

Prove that is the case

presumablyhere

Order in the court!

[Somehow, without the slightest apparent change, they are in a courtroom]

First of all books don't carry fleas.

Bookworms as in literally any insect that eats a book, however, are real.

Hush, daddy's proving a weirdo wrong...

Also most of your hair is not under the Evil Cowboy Hat (TM)

hey uh, could you not call yourself daddy, I think you automatically lose when you do that

presumablyhere

Comedy has power.

Which is why I kept Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy despite it's misleading name.

Also I need to start sorting things out with how the children should address me.

And I can play The Slaughter Continues on piano.

Also its crazy how you havent heard of book fleas, you clearly dont read around much

Could I have your assistance in world domination?

I have asked @computer-offical I think, and they have not responded.

- @xbox360-offical

xbox360-offical

Yes, kill off their leaders. Definitely.

And more than 25% of humanity,

You can take all of the neurotypicals.

I do not care for them.

“Well, it is great… As long as you keep your part of the deal, I will aid you on your mission…”

“If only more people were as smart as you…”

“Oh and I have a certain someone who might help us…”

@evil-yellow-deltarune

“Would you assist us in taking over the world?”

@xbox360-offical what do you think of this?

I suppose I could give a part of my people but not much… You have the bigger part here so I assume you wouldn’t mind to share. As the leader you might still get more than both of us…

well roughly 80% of humanity is neurotypical and if your getting all of them, i can take 25% and you take 55%, then you end up with more than you asked for and I get what I wanted

Could I have your assistance in world domination?

I have asked @computer-offical I think, and they have not responded.

- @xbox360-offical

xbox360-offical

Yes, kill off their leaders. Definitely.

And more than 25% of humanity,

You can take all of the neurotypicals.

I do not care for them.

“Well, it is great… As long as you keep your part of the deal, I will aid you on your mission…”

“If only more people were as smart as you…”

“Oh and I have a certain someone who might help us…”

@evil-yellow-deltarune

“Would you assist us in taking over the world?”

*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

I can tell you can’t.

i still beat you in an argument though

Can you prove that?

i showed that your point about book fleas was moot due to the fact that all of my hair is covered by my evil cowboy hat so book fleas wouldnt go on me

Or would it?

prove me wrong then

The burden of proof is on you!

Prove that is the case

presumablyhere

Order in the court!

[Somehow, without the slightest apparent change, they are in a courtroom]

First of all books don't carry fleas.

Bookworms as in literally any insect that eats a book, however, are real.

Hush, daddy's proving a weirdo wrong...

Also most of your hair is not under the Evil Cowboy Hat (TM)

hey uh, could you not call yourself daddy, I think you automatically lose when you do that

Oh for Void's sake.

I AM SETH'S FATHER NOW (legally)

That means I, and ONLY I, am allowed to annoy them, look at their books, etc.

@evil-yellow-deltarune

@evil-seth-deltarune

@evil-aqua-deltarune

Also the government noted that I have a short temper and am allowed to physically harm two or less people daily so do keep a lookout for that.

And Seth...

Keep reading.

I have a few good suggestions.

Um…okay?

but i get all my from stealing Seth's stuff, this will be horrible for business

Too bad.

Why are you here, shouldnt you be kissing that blue bird or whatever you do

I'm getting real tired of you robbing my friends, you know that, right?

the only time ive actually stolen something i gave it back in the end, so whats the harm

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*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

I can tell you can’t.

i still beat you in an argument though

Can you prove that?

i showed that your point about book fleas was moot due to the fact that all of my hair is covered by my evil cowboy hat so book fleas wouldnt go on me

Or would it?

prove me wrong then

The burden of proof is on you!

Prove that is the case

*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

I can tell you can’t.

i still beat you in an argument though

Can you prove that?

i showed that your point about book fleas was moot due to the fact that all of my hair is covered by my evil cowboy hat so book fleas wouldnt go on me

Or would it?

prove me wrong then

*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

I can tell you can’t.

i still beat you in an argument though

Can you prove that?

i showed that your point about book fleas was moot due to the fact that all of my hair is covered by my evil cowboy hat so book fleas wouldnt go on me

*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

I can tell you can’t.

i still beat you in an argument though

*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

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*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!