scared & sleepy

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

#neverstopcomplaining

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks