it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

i think one of the funniest avenues of inspiration for creating an oc is when you really want a character with a specific name you've become obsessed with so you create a whole entire guy about it

it's like getting a dog just because you really want someone to wear the nice engraved collar you bought

sorry i forgot which website i'm on. it's like getting a boyfriend just because you really want someone to wear the nice engraved dog collar you bought.

girls love playing with...That Thang....

DJ Sensitive Nipples is leaning over her console very carefully

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

I'm gonna be real guys, Ive been doing a lot of research and I don't think Squidward ever committed suicide.