The Wyrd Archivist

Quitting the archive to become a leech in a jar.

I could use another

And people say finding a job in 2020 is hard

Now that halloween is over the crows and ravens should not be bothering any one. If they are however, please contact your FBI Agent by screaming into your searchbar for 3 minutes and 23 second and then typing in your issue. It will be resolved shortly.

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

The change will be unmerciful, but you can always be.

you don't notice you're bleeding. you don't notice you're breathing. your eyes are too bright to see. beneath the skin you convulse with the current, every second, every tick, yet stay so still where you stand.

you know that silhouette you sometimes see in the corner of your eye? that's me

human life is short. write that novel. paint that painting. try that recipe. hang out with friends. get lost in the woods. fall for fae trickster's mischief. there's no going back now. be with them forever. knit that sweater. take that vacation.

scraping out against the underside of your skin, the bones of your empty ribcage. nothing forcing itself in and out of something that doesn't exist

You hear the wind whispering your name, the trees revealing old secrets, the creek giggling and bubbling with joy. A walk for you has become a coversation~

I work at a gas station and right across the street is a massive quaking aspen stand. On night shifts, when all the orange street lights turn on, it’s like a hundred red eyes are staring at you. It’s unsettling as hell.

What do you think would be a. cool adjacent rival figure to a plague doctor?? The dog to its cat? The vampire to its werewolf? Asking for reasons

VERY TIRED