Blog of an average dumbass

God has favourites and I sure ain't one of them.

The further away the screams sound the closer the monster is.

The entities that plague me will not cease. I long for silence.

Boredom is the closest to death I will ever be and I long to change that daily.

My only ambition on life is to seduce the mothman

Never look over your shoulder on a dark night. You won't like what you see.

Never answer the voices that call you in the night, they may seem friendly but once you answer you'll never be able to stop

Heading to the AA meeting (abominations anonymous) who's coming?

looking for hooligans willing to cause chaos and general tomfoolery

If anyone knows any other forest cryptids send them my way, I'm looking to cause shenanigans.

My mortal vessel is anguished by the sheer fact it exists. Life is a prison.

the shadow man stands at the end of my bed every night. bent over backwards, staring at me with his eyeless face. i do not know what he wants.

the constant headache that rings through my brain is clearly an ancient deity attempting to contact me