Anterior nasal spine on the hog that has questions

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck