the heart that fed

it's the year 2022. the world is safe and at peace again. i'm attending what is Ghost's most successful tour to date following the release of their critically acclaimed and Grammy award winning fifth album the year before. i feel nothing but pure, unadulterated euphoria. Papa's pants are very tight. one of the ghoulettes just blew me a kiss.

okay lore update this happened

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

erebus from the horus heresy

Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

good night to the least favorite child, to the third friend who has to sit alone, to the one nobody makes eye contact with, to those who don’t know how to pet cats, to the quiet one and the really really quiet one, to those who get interrupted, to the one person who left early because it makes no difference. goodnight to the forgotten ones. good night to the side characters.