something’s in your eyes

Relapsed into vaping after 1.5 years off it and already ive found myself ordering a vape online and trying to buy it with the crypto in my paypal wallet. I should be sentenced to death

I had sex last night and i feel compelled to post about it but there’s no novel way to express that sex is good. Just know that having sex is so awesome and good 👍 😊

Violent heartburn today. And the cause? The stated timescales for funds release of an undisclosed financial institution headquartered in Yorkshire

Taylor swift walking down the aisle to bridgerton soundtrack music is the least cool thing that’s ever happened and i know it’s her wedding she can do what she wants bla bla but im concerned that the main pop star of our time is so personally cringe and boring. It doesn’t bode well for the culture or humanity. Girls in my office are discussing it in a complimentary fashion.This woman is literally famous for being lame as hell

I posted a silly instagram story on saturday about MCR (famous catholics with a famous song about going to see a marching band) playing glasgow the same day as a lot of orange walks (sectarian protestant marching bands) were happening. And a girl i went to uni with and haven’t seen for almost a decade replied calling me a comedic genius. And this just isn’t true. And i was happy to amuse her but i worried for how small her world is if she considers me to be a comedic genius