"I watched Friends and I didn't learn shit"

jungkook: who did this hyung who the fuck did this tell me i'll punch them in the appendix

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taehyung: *is crying*

jungkook: who did this hyung who the fuck tell me who it was i'll scoop their eyeballs out of their skull

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yoongi: *is crying*

jungkook: ok i have seven movies, four blankets, eighteen pillows, seven boxes of chocolate, a gun, a shovel, and holly where do u wanna start

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seokjin: *is crying*

jungkook: jin hyung i know i can't roast them as good as you but i'd like to try so please tell me who did this

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hoseok: *is crying*

jungkook: WHO HURT MY HOBI HYUNG. COME ON OUT. MY BITE ONLY HURTS LIKE THE FIREY PITS OF HELL, BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU DESERVE IT.

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namjoon: *is crying*

Taehyung : Yes?

Jimin : Yes?

Yoongi : Yes?

txt: hey hyung

jungkook: chill, he already left

txt: um. jungkook hyung?

jungkook:

jungkook:

yoongi : what are you doing?

hoseok, standing on the chair : i live here, you know. i can stand wherever i want, thank you very much

yoongi :

hoseok :

yoongi : where’s the spider?

yoongi : what are you doing?

hoseok, standing on the chair : i live here, you know. i can stand wherever i want, thank you very much

yoongi :

hoseok :

yoongi : where’s the spider?