wonderhoooooy!

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

im........dogy

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

turn me upside down and jangle me for pocket change ❤

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.