God Bless Jackson Wang

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

twinks and bears

you all expect me to take you seriously….talking about “soulmates aren’t just a romantic concept!!!! more platonic soulmates. uwu.”…..and yet REFUSING to stan how to train your dragon (2010)….i cannot fucking imagine

no no i’m not done. toothless loses his left right tail flap while fighting a human….hiccup loses his left foot while fighting a dragon. hiccup has a scar on his chin from a dragon….toothless has a scar on his neck from a human. they are both isolated from their kin for different reasons and in the fall out from their individual conflict and pain find one another………their separate species are natural enemies, yet fate brings them together as outsiders in order to live out the friendship of a lifetime and you all SNUB THIS? THE POETICISM OF IT ALL. you ingrates are like “haha bee movie company” so you cannot SEE the GIFT of TENDERNESS that you’ve been GIVEN? good fucking night count your blessings

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

was sloppy joe a real man

closeted does not mean ashamed

bringing this back because it’s pride month. please don’t feel bad about not being ‘out’ or not openly celebrating your sexuality or not attending the festivities. stay safe and comfortable! love you all. 🌈💘

took me ten years to cut it in half with this piece of shit sword

Remember when Jenny Slate said “As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain and more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love.”