fat femme loud & lovable

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

The Locked Tomb was such prime fanfic material. It's a well-known fact that AO3 authors do their best work with characters that are both highly traumatized and deeply homoerotic. And every single character in that series is at least one of those things (but most are both).

early career ilya would get cancelled for saying the f-slur and then after they’re outed there would be an outpour of people apologising for cancelling him for saying the f-slur #sorryrozanov #letilyasayf****

#cytherea: we had a choice #harrow: you sure fucking did watch this (via @mayasaura)

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

I personally think it would be very funny if Aim’s message ends up being passive-aggressive song lyrics in hot pink comic sans

Everyone was too concerned that Alecto was going to be in KJV-Biblical English that we didn’t stop to consider that the entirety of it might be in l33t speak

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

Ive been to this art installation when it was in Seattle it was made by an indigenous artist if I remember correctly it has small patches of astroturf in front of a black and white American flag with a sign that invites people “kneel and join in the screams of the American national anthem”