sam

I love everything about every single one of these

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

This is funnier if you DON'T turn on the sound

Italy is being robbed again

“You’re not getting bullied; you’re picking a fight, then losing that fight”

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

They’re a flavour enhancer, like salt or soy sauce.

MSG (more substantial gender)

Currently in that stage where my poor brain is desperately trying to find something to hyperfixate on but hates everything it picks up

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

this is my favorite post ever.