dead but delicious

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

everything bad is his fault. i just need him to stop. he just needs to stop. i dont understand why hes doing this. theres some sort of terrible malevolent voice in his head that tells him to do these things. its like he lacks a conscience. hes like evil hes evil. he does horrible things for the love of the game. hasnt he done enough. doesnt he have enough. why is he still here on my screen in my life in my awareness. stop stop pls stop pls. please. oh my god like oh my god.

STOP tagging this us politics. this post is about fuckign. jensen ackles of homophobic television actor fame

the most disappointing thing about music is i can’t bite into it like an overripe peach

i listen to music at full volume but i’m chasing the feeling of biting into a peach so ripe that the juice runs down your face but with music but with music but with music

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

what musical artist/band have you seen in concert the most and how many times have you seen them?

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

we need to have a conversation about how the "everyone is 12" theory of politics now doesn't only apply to conservative men who want to kick the bad guys' asses and then go home and eat a steak their bangmommy made just for them (NO VEGGIES!!!) but also to adult women who are literally afraid of other people having sex and being sexy. it's like there's been this massive regression among women in their 20s where we've gotten rid of feminism and replaced it with a new form of purity politics that requires never saying anything bad about another women unless you find a new and creative way to call her a whore. the misuse of "she caters to the male gaze" as a new form of enlightened slut shaming, labeling any woman who wears a short skirt or has sex with a man as "not a girls' girl" and "a pick me," the intense overreaction to celebrity affairs or even just shit like the summer house mess where a woman is now dating another woman's ex even though there was no overlap and the "relationship" was just kind of a situationship that fizzled but now these little girls are online demanding both people involved in the new relationship lose their jobs and not get any brand deals, the panic over mildly sexual content in literally any capacity like ads or an instagram post in a crop top, the compulsion to link everything back to the epstein files, the monthly meltdown over sex scenes on tv and in movies. everyone is 12 and AFRAID of sabrina carpenter.

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring