Probably Asleep

if elphie offered to give glinda a makeover glinda would immediately accept to prove that she can in fact pull off any look. and her pathetic f**** ass would be really thrilled at the prospect of an activity that involved elphie touching her and undressing her

I don’t think we talk enough about how the entirety of Wicked is built on the irony of No One Mourns the Wicked. The musical exists because Glinda feels the need to tell Elphaba’s story, because she is in mourning and entirely alone in that. Glinda’s love is what creates the musical because no one mourns Elphaba except her, and that is an incredibly lonely place to be. She’s just lost two of the most important people to her, and all she’s trying to do is make someone, anyone else see how important they were.