Probably Asleep

if elphie offered to give glinda a makeover glinda would immediately accept to prove that she can in fact pull off any look. and her pathetic f**** ass would be really thrilled at the prospect of an activity that involved elphie touching her and undressing her

I don’t think we talk enough about how the entirety of Wicked is built on the irony of No One Mourns the Wicked. The musical exists because Glinda feels the need to tell Elphaba’s story, because she is in mourning and entirely alone in that. Glinda’s love is what creates the musical because no one mourns Elphaba except her, and that is an incredibly lonely place to be. She’s just lost two of the most important people to her, and all she’s trying to do is make someone, anyone else see how important they were.

Imagine that you’re a woman in Glinda the Good’s court, and you’ve heard rumours that she prefers, well, she’s a girl’s girl if you know what I mean, and one time you’re talking to Glinda the Good, something unimportant, but you’re getting along quite well if you say so yourself, and then she asks you if you’d come up to her chambers, and you think holy fuck, I’m literally going to have sex with Glinda the Good, and then she tells you to put on the hat