stay beautiful

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

omfg OMFG THANK YOU BAHAHAHAHHAHA

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

#did you mean Tony Stark?

one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much

one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

no man will ever be as attractive as aragorn during his first appearance on lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring (2001)

i nominate aragorn opening those giant doors in lord of the rings: the two towers (2002)

Can I also nominate Aragorn raising his sword and running towards orcs with masses of ghosts behind him in Lord of the Rings: The return of the king (2003)?

nah, i’m not up for grimy or stabby aragorn. give me fond-of-these-useless-kids/hobbits aragorn.

thank you yes i will take sixteen

#my 15-year-old self is very happy with this post #so is my 30-year-old-self #let’s be honest here (via softlytea)

He said he gonna choke me, i said boy don’t threaten me with a good time.