*pays one gold in taxes and then puts a really cold can of soda against your neck*
>:p
WHAT THE FUCK??????
art blog(derogatory)
cherry valley forever

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JVL
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin
tumblr dot com
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todays bird
$LAYYYTER
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The Bowery Presents
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@ws-taxtime
*pays one gold in taxes and then puts a really cold can of soda against your neck*
>:p
WHAT THE FUCK??????

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Why is your name that?
Mine is this because when I first started tumblr I was hyperfixating on an OC called Oscar who got kidnapped by an evil doctor/ringmaster. (He was called Valentine which was ironic because Saint Valentine was a doctor who was a beloved figure and all of the people Dr. Valentine kidnapped to be in his show hated him. But also because he’s aroace and loves all his victims like pets but he’s namesakes with a holiday about non platonic love.) Valentine would do a thing where- You know how some taxidermists will make mythical creatures out of several different animal species’ parts? He would do that with living things. He would use surgeries and chemicals to combine living creatures together to make monsters for his show. There was also a carnival that he also owned that traveled with the circus/was part of it. And in that carnival was a “zoo” thing for artificial monsters who refused to perform. Like Oscar. So Valentine turned Oscar into a have snake. (Like the shape a mermaid is, but with a snake instead of a fish.) Valentine has chemicals that can make things grow more than they should to fit whatever creatures they’re supposed to be attached to. So he did that with the snake and mixed up it’s organs so that it’s brain could go in in its back somewhere and be connected up to Oscar’s brain so that they could communicate mentally. Now Valentine put the snake’s fangs, tongue, and vocal cords into Oscar’s mouth and throat (so now he can’t talk and he’s venomous.) But you understand. It’s still the snake’s brain controlling all the snake parts. And the snake would have conflict with Oscar at first. But then they would slowly meld into one consciousness because they can both feel each other’s physical sensations and emotions and they’re aware of all of each other’s thoughts, so like. Intuitively, I felt like they would stop being able to tell the difference eventually and just become different facets of the same person.
Anyway, Oscar really, really likes plants. He’s a gardener professionally and on his own because he grows a lot of his own food. (Made his own rain catching irrigation system.) So Valentine offered him a bunch of options for a new name. “Oscar” simply isn’t exotic or snakelike enough. And while Oscar wasn’t going to respond to anything other than his real name, Valentine was going to name tag him with whatever he chose, so it did actually matter. There was one single option for a new name that was anything related to a plant. He decided he would choose that one out of. I guess it was some sort of tie to what he used to do? The name was Basil. Oscar thinks of it as the snake’s name.
So Basil the snaking thing. Now I think I would rename myself “Parsley the Crow” since that’s more accurate to me, but everyone knows me as this and I have friends and branding to keep up with.
(Oscar eventually managed to grow a bunch of plants in his cage as an act of rebellion. Mostly ferns.)
okay, first of all, that lore is FIRE. second, branding is very important so good on you for maintaining your brand.
now, regarding myself, I am, as has been proven, a nerd. I am such a nerd, in fact, that my favourite band of all time is 2CELLOS, a cello duo comprised of Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser that has since broken up. I grew up OBSESSED with their music (I used to beg my mother to watch their music videos every day). they basically designed my pop culture taste. I got into AC/DC because 2CELLOS covered Thunderstruck. they covered the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, so I watched the films. I became interested in time travel (now a dear obsession) because one of their music videos involved them doing rocking cello solos in the Georgian era, and I began hc-ing that they travelled back in time to do it (this was when I was maybe nine). I loved them SO MUCH (still do, but now I also have other interests music-wise and pop culture-wise).
when I was around twelve or thirteen years old, I finally got the chance to go to one of their concerts; my grandparents were in town for my birthday, and as a gift, they bought me tickets to the 2CELLOS tour. at that point, I had just gotten into the internet and didn’t really have a brand or a consistent url, and I didn’t know what I wanted it to be. and then, at the concert (which was AMAZING), Luka played the cello so hard his bow broke. the coolest thing my tiny child self had ever seen.
that was the moment I forever became Luka’s Broken Bow.
funnily enough, for my birthday this year, I got tickets to go see Luka solo in concert in April. who knows, maybe he’ll break his bow again.
New tag game! What about you guys?
@whataboutsimple, @giantbonfirestars, @murkystarlight, @sillysnaildraws
@jekyllhyde-ballad, @m0ntylee, @shyshyaaaaaa, @eg0m4n14c, @skybunbun
@plutoarttv, @lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd, @gumy-shark, @marisol-000
@mildlybizarrecorvid, @vcvand, @blizzardtheartisticfox, @mr-s33k, @chaos-triangle
@thegloryoftheappocolypse, @cryptidteaparty
I really like cryptids and tea, so bam!! Cryptid tea party
How bout you guys?
@strangestcase @sherlockshawklikenose @crowthingexe @leafmint-does-a-meow
@eksentrismi
The word ”eksentrismi” is Finnish and means eccentricity in English.
And I like to think that I’m quite an eccentric guy (in a good way) + it’s one of my favorite words, so yeah.
Too lazy to tag anybody to this, lol sorry, I literally just woke up-
Did not know that, very cool!
I love Owl City, I love fireflies, and I love the Owl City song Fireflies, so I made an obvious combination. Tenmillionfireflies is what I go by on most sites but it was already taken!
Tagging my other mutuals (@chaoticcontroversies, @dogziiia, @myfairkatiecat, @nobodysdaydreams, @never-wake-up, @allegr-emu, @gert-the-disaster, @kalvinfoxx, @crypticpuffin, @jazzythebow, @howzaboutsomewaterysalt, @junebug0007, @secureinflight, @meringuecream7, @quinnmcducko, @lizzemea, @fandom-queen-13, @cuethesolareclipse13) and anyone else who sees this!
(If I tagged you and you don't want to be tagged for stuff like this just lmk <3)
I played NSMBU when I was young and found the 7th world called 'Meringue Clouds'. Complicated things inspire me
@lurantis1 @artinhaler @fanoffandoms23 @lovegiroke @missashleydarianna @yepppysstuff
I was making a gamer tag for Roblox and it was gonna be LoveGir something but I miss-clicked the save button so it was LoveGir and I wasn’t able to change it for a week. I forgot to change it and it stuck. It would take much longer for Mr to add the oke part.
the rest is history.
I am a pokemon fanatic and I have a lurantis on all my teams in all my sun and moon games !!
Tags(no pressure if u don’t wanna join of course)
@artinhaler @spookymoonz @rook-specter @xynazylei @yummi3010
Mine is rook-specter cuz of my love of birds and Yo-kai Watch! (Specifically named after Psychic Specters)
@peri-berrypawductions @artsandseances @soothsayerditties
Arts and Seances is a webcomic I am working on. It is in the “I know these characters like old friends, but I also can’t put together a cohesive plot to save my life.
@just-a-bard
Just a bard is my name because well.. im a bard !!
@random-witchfromdelphi
Basically the same reason as kiwi. I’m just a random witch from Delphi. That’s it.
@messenger-of-eya
Oh!!! Uhhh.. similar reason!! I am the messenger of Eya, so I just called myself that! Nothing too special!!
@sword-that-shoots-lightning
Have a sword. Shoots lightning.
@random-witchfromdelphi @anxious-accordion-player
????????
I'm anxious and I play an accordion???????
@rad-master-of-fortune @ws-taxtime
I'm the social media manager of the tax service, dipshit.
@hey-now-wanderer
booooo
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(Blasts them)
fuck you
(dumps a bucket of ice water over you)
WHAT THE FUCK????????
THAT WAS THE FUCKING LINK
Sorry!

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How could you miss
The Sky Had A Weegee
😭
Uhhh??????
(Co0l dog steals the cooked rabbit)
Aw man.....
eat the dog
eat the rabbit
Ooooooooookay.
(Tax Witch creates a fire with her magic and cooks the rabbit.)
(where da dog is during all of this?)
(it......holding a dead rabbit with a pile more right next to it)
*Co0l dog bark*
Heheh.....
Funny dog......
XP
(dead lol)
(The tax collector scoffs.)

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>:(
(grabs the glitter glue and smothers it all over your clothes)
have fun with all of THAT!
(runs away again)
WHAT THE FUCK!?!??!?!
(Blasts them)
(trips and falls on a rock while running)
Hah!
(The tax collector grabs the sunglasses again and puts them back on!)
hehehehehehehe.....
(steals your Co0l Glasses)
>:O
GIVE THOSE BACK!!!!!
(drops the bottle of glitter glue down from the nest)
A DRINK FOR YOUR ADVENTURE!
(you got.....a....refreshing drink??)
Um.
Okay?????
eat the dog /J
No!!!

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(Co0l dog drops some Co0l sunglasses for Tax Witch)
(The tax collector puts on the sunglasses and smiles!)
(Co0l dog desends down with a cool parachute)
(it lives up to its name)
(The tax collector giggles and pets Co0l dog!)