Luka's Broken Bow

do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

Its the doc! The blank document steals the ideas from. Your brain!!!! If you want to keep your ideas,, do NOT look at the doc when you open it, look STRAIGHT* AT THE KEYBOARD and write the first words to pop into your head! Once the document isn't empty it, takes away its evil power over you

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

overheard at subway station: —that guy at the party, I thought his name was Maurice, I kept calling him Maurice. [pause] HIS NAME WAS KYLE. I CALLED HIM MAURICE THE ENTIRE NIGHT. AND NO ONE CORRECTED ME.

something tells me Russia would not agree to this division of the artctic

Worldbuilding question: What kind of a situation would it require for Norway to be able to first claim and then keep the entirety of this new landmass?