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due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

does it ever feel like edbella isnt even canon? yeah they were in a relationship TECHNICALLY but like. at what cost

can‘t believe smeyer wasn’t able to think of an explanation on the origins of vampirism so she just went like „uhm…creation i guess?🤷🏻‍♀️“

rly annoys me how so many people are willing and almost damn eager to look past edward's abusive ways but can name every single thing they perceive to be wrong that jacob has done, refusing to dig deeper or even think critically abt it for a second. like in every book you can find smeyer's not so subtle racism w jacob's characterization (and rly all of the pack) sprinkled around like....... it's right there and yet still so many of you miss the clues lmao

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

all it took was “i got five bucks on quil.” “you’re on.” for me to decide embry and bella should be best friends. genuinely that’s all i needed to permanently embed it into my brain. like they’re literally just watching their boyfriends fight

deleting my dating apps because i wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (find them dying in the forest after they've been mauled by a bear)

deleting my dating apps because i wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (my psychic visions pick me out a war criminal)

if you don’t want me to say “omg just like in twilight” after everything you say, then stop talking about things that are just like in twilight duh

Keep your chin up king, how else are vampires supposed to be able to reach your neck?

i miss 1990 when i didn’t exist