Just Jalice

tbh Esme was tragically underutilized in the twilight saga. like a woman who is forever frozen in the early stages of motherhood, turning the grief for her son into a fierce need to mother every person that walks into her home?? that Bella was a character who was in desperate need of a mother and Esme was right there in desperate need to always BE a mother?? and then she was literally never used unless she was mothering Edward or glued to Carlisle’s hip, despite the fact that she should have probably been more important to Bella than Carlisle ever was

listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

jasper arguing with his seer girlfriend like he knows not to say some stupid shit but alice saw a glimpse of him saying it when he thought it and now they’re both mad

Twilight could have been worse, actually. And it should have been