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@wrongmarvelquotes
WAP
Bucky: Hey Peter what does WAP stand for?
Peter: oh- uh- waffles and pancakes!!
*the next morning*
Bucky: Hey Tony can we have WAP for breakfast
Tony: *already knowing what it means cuz he's heard the song* WH- WHAT!
Bucky: Peter told me it meant waffles and pancakes
Tony: I'm about to murder a teenager
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Sam: Bucky?
Bucky: Hmm?
Sam: We're friends right?
Bucky: Yes of course
Sam: and friends do things for each other right?
Bucky: yeq...wait a minute....what do you want?
Sam: NOTHING I WAS JUST ASKING A QUESTION!!
Sam:.......and some waffles
Bucky: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!
Literally me. Like i genuinely had this conversation with the best friend the other day
Lmaoo mood!!
Sam: Bucky?
Bucky: Hmm?
Sam: We're friends right?
Bucky: Yes of course
Sam: and friends do things for each other right?
Bucky: yeq...wait a minute....what do you want?
Sam: NOTHING I WAS JUST ASKING A QUESTION!!
Sam:.......and some waffles
Bucky: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!
Dishes
Thor: *washing dishes*
Thor: Ah YES just one more bowl
Loki: *sneaks in and drops another bowl in the sink and quickly runs away snickering*
Thor: WHAT THE F- LOKIIIII
hey if you want you can send requests like if you want me to do more Thor and Loki or more Peter and Tony. My ask box is always open :))
Send me a letter to my inbox
A- are you single? B- birthday? C- crush? D- did u get ur first kiss? E- easiest person to talk to? F- favorite song? G- good at? H- hair color? I- in love? J- jealous of? K- known as? L- longest relationship? M- middle name? N- number? O- one wish? P- person last texted? Q- question always asked? R- reason to smile? S- song last listened to T- time you woke up? U- 3 biggest wishes? V- violent moment? W- worst fear? X- ex you still liked after it was ended? Y- your last hug? Z- zodiac sign?
not marvel but this sounds like fun:) I'll try to answer to the best of my ability:))
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Quarantine
Tony: Day whatever of quarantine and-
Peter: TELL ME WHY
Tony: Please no
Peter: AINT NOTHING BUT A HEART ACHE
Tony: Peter PLEASE-
Peter: TELL ME WHY-
Clint in the vents: AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE
Tony: WTF SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!
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I'm answering this sooo late djjsjsjdjjdjd but awwwwwwww
Also if you have any questions about me feel free to ask!! :))
Hello this isn't an incorrect post (I'm making one later dw) I just wanted to know which marvel characters y'all want to see more of. Just send me an ask and I'll do em!! :))
enjoy this low quality picture of a high quality man!!
Level Of Concern
peter and shuri: ᵂᴼᵁᴸᴰ ʸᴼᵁ ᴮᴱ ᴹʸ ᴸᴵᵀᵀᴸᴱ ᵠᵁᴬᴿᴬᴺᵀᴵᴺᴱ
tony: PLEASE STOP IT'S BEEN 9 HOURS
peter: ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ˢᴸᴬᴾˢ
tony *not listening and only hearing "slaps": WHO SLAPPED YOU-
peter: ᴹᴿ ˢᵀᴬᴿᴷ ᴺᴼ ᴼᴺᴱ ˢᴸᴬᴾᴾᴱᴰ ᴹᴱ ᴵᵀ ᴹᴱᴬᴺˢ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴼᴺᴳ ᴵˢ ᴬᵂᴱˢᴼᴹᴱ
tony: oh okay
shuri: mAN I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM GONNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF YA WITH ME PARKER??
peter: ᴼᴴ ᴴᴱᶜᴷ ʸᴱˢ
tony: *not listening cuz he doesn't think they will actually do it*
*front door slams*
tony: OH SHIT-
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I can't believe my wife doesn't like pineapple on pizza??? After everything, this is what will tear out virtual marriage apart???
ah my love, you are one of them? what a shame. it’s tragic really. we’re the romeo and juliet of our time
https://youtu.be/Av9HtUHvJvw
wait….
ROSE. WHOSE SIDE WILL YOU CHOOSE? I NEED INPUT.
FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA. WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS. WAS I NOT THE WIFE YOU WERE REFERRING TO???
I MEANT MY LOVE NAMIA AT THE TIME, BUT I ALSO CONSIDER YOU MY WIFE AS WELL MY DEAREST ROSE
ALL MY WIVES ARE BETRAYING ME, BUT CONSIDER:
A TOMATO IS LITERALLY A FRUIT.
YES BUT IT’S A VEGETABLE FRUIT
pineapple on pizza is superior to all other toppings! it’s cooked and a lil sweet and goes well with the saltiness of the rest! but still retains some acidity!
WHO ARE YOU, GORDON RAMSAY???? I AM GOING TO GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE
pineapple good
YEAH. BT ITSELF
thank the pizza GODS not everyone on this site is a complete judgmental human. @pineappapizza restored my faith in tumblr
P👏I👏N👏E👏A👏P👏P👏L👏E👏 B👏E👏L👏O👏N👏G👏S👏 O👏N👏 P👏I👏Z👏Z👏A👏 E👏N👏D👏 O👏👏F 👏D👏I👏S👏C👏U👏S👏S👏I👏O👏N
Twenty Øne Piløts
peter parker: ᵀᵂᴱᴺᵀʸ ᴼᴺᴱ ᴾᴵᴸᴼᵀˢ ᴵˢ ᴿᴱᴸᴱᴬˢᴵᴺᴳ ᴺᴱᵂ ᴹᵁˢᴵᶜ ᴹᴿ. ˢᵀᴬᴿᴷ
tony stark: kid who? why are there so many pilots making a song??
shuri *holding a ned plushie*: DID I HEAR TWENTY ØNE PILØTS
peter parker: ʸᴱˢˢ ᴼᴷᴬʸ ᴴᴱᴿᴱ ᴵˢ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴾᴸᴬᴺ ᵂᴱ ˢᵀᴬʸ ᵁᴾ ᴬᴸᴸ ᴺᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴮᴱᶜᴬᵁˢᴱ ᴿᴱᴹᴱᴹᴮᴱᴿ ᵂᴴᴱᴺ ᵂᴱ ˢᴸᴱᴾᵀ ᵀᴴᴿᴼᵁᴳᴴ ᴶᵁᴹᴾˢᵁᴵᵀ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴳᴼᵀ ᴾᴱᴿˢᴼᴺᴬᴸᴸʸ ᴬᵀᵀᴬᶜᴷᴱᴰ ᴮʸ ᵀʸᴸᴱᴿ ᴵᴺ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᵁˢᴵᶜ ⱽᴵᴰᴱᴼ ᴬᴺᴰ ᵂᴱ ᶜᴬᴺ'ᵀ ᴸᴱᵀ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᴴᴬᴾᴾᴱᴺ ᴬᴳᴬᴵᴺ
tony: WHA-
shuri: 👏A👏B👏S👏O👏L👏U👏T👏E👏L👏Y👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
So there’s this thing going around that says:
“The last celebrity saved on your camera roll is who you’re quarantined with”.
And I want to turn it into tag game.
How’d the rest of y’all do?
@transaurus @jenlizrose @stressedbi @angel-pirate-child @looktothewolfstars @elvendork-evans @itskitsworld @owlswithfins
oh. ok.
@askyourlocalhufflepuff @are-you-being-sirius @stjernfaerie @mr-flamed-maple
AYEEEE
I'm tagging anyone who wants to do it
i’d be good quarantined with shane and obi ngl
I could live with that 🤷
@azulbestpeacock @adangersandwich
@fxck-gotta-ryan-ross @i-have-thicc @young-n-doomed @official-lucifers-child
FUCK YEAH
@midnight-spectrum-again
They last famous person I have in you because I just HAS to save that adorable selfie you posted on tumblr
HELL YEA @fishflake @ubernoxa @creativewritingpracticestudio let's see who your quartine partner is
@hushfakeomens lucky! Let’s see:
SAME! Except I get the older one..🥵
@agroupiewhore ?
I’m perfectly fine with this
Tagging: @slashscowboyboots @imacrowcawcaw @jessywhisper @aint-no-denying
Y'all shoulda seen that one coming a mile away
Tagging: @izzysdenimjacket @sexcoffeeandrockandroll @the--blackdahlia @whisperess33 @a-sia-san
I'm ok with this
@saint-of-los-angeles @sams-serialkiller-fetish @jaxl-road @stradlin-cold-heartbreaker @rocket-qu33n @that-kiss-bitch and anyone else
Oh my gosh, that'd be so fun! 😝
@saint-of-los-angeles @too-fast-for-duff @sodalitefully @fan-with-issues
absolutely not complaining!!!
@cherubface13 @hello-la-v-en-rose @axlsslut @maxwell-marittimo
Oooof I like this game.
@sisi-loves-you @sam-writes @angrylizardjacket @daughter-of-ophelia @justsomehottrash @edgar-allan-foe @excusememecouldyoupleaseleave
We love being on brand 💖
@redlipscrystalskies14 @local-troubled-writer @nedmjpeter @acherryandacigarette and anyone else who wants to do it xx
Totally on brand
@mylifeisjustafeverdream @80snikki @wrongmcr @xxisxxisxxis @wrongmarvelquotes
aight PETE WENTZ I'M TOTALLY GOOD WITH THAT!!!!!!!!
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I totally will!!!!!
Pre-serum steve
*steve and bucky kicking a ball to each other*
bucky: *accidentally kicks the ball too hard*
bucky: *trying to figure out whether to say "are you okay?" or "i'm fucking sorry!"
bucky: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!!
steve: *choking back tears* wh-why?
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Fuck
Peter: ᶠᵁᴰᴳᴱ ᴺᵁᴳᴳᴱᵀ
Tony: for the love of god please say fuck you are almost an adult!!
Peter: ᴵ⁻ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ
Tony: Don't worry he isn't here....he won't hear you.
Peter: ᴼᵏᵃʸ....*whispers*ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
Steve: *bursts through ceiling* LANGUAGE!!
Tony: WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE 40'S
Steve: LANGUAGE!!
Magnets
Peter: ₚₛₛₜ..ₛᵢᵣ?
Bucky: yes?
Peter:ʷᵉˡˡ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᴬᴮᶜ ᵐᵃᵍⁿᵉᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵘʳᶦ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᶠ ᵘᵐ⁻ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵗᶦᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃʳᵐˀ
Bucky: Ummmmm sure I guess?? But I stg if you write something like "Captain America's bitch" I will kill you.
Peter: ᴼᵏᵃʸᵎᵎ ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ˢᶦʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ ʷᵉ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗᵎᵎ
Bucky: You can call me Bucky
Peter:
Bucky:
Peter: ᴼᵏᴬʸ ᵇᵁᶜᴷʸ ˢᶦᴿ
