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Baz: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish my work, so instead, I have Snow periodically text me 'We need to talk' to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

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the paralells between agatha and simon are so fucking interesting
like, agatha no longer identified with the chaos and drama of being a wizard and chose to give up her magic and live normally while simon only ever knew that chaos and convinced himself that his magic saved him so well that he doesnβt know what to do when he canβt use it anymore
they goth grew up with heavy expectations on them, whether by nature or nuture (simon being the chosen one and agatha being his girlfriend) and dealt with it in similar yet completely different ways
agatha refused to bend to those expectations and sought out her own future on her own in an unfamiliar place while simon stuck by the two people he trusted most and tried to find comfort in a past that didnβt fit into his future anymore
they both actively tried avoiding the roots of their problems in an effort to convince themselves that they were doing fine
Snowbaz is a horrid ship name when Snazz is right there-
Snazzy bois
i saw your blog name and clicked follow without hesitation
this blog name wasn supposed to be anything special but yβall rlly seem to like it??? thanks for the follow ill post content eventually
Lamb:*to baz* hello Simon: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THATβS MY BOYFRIEND, YOU VAMPIRE!!!!
lamb: exists
simon: What A Disgusting Rat Of A Man. Truly, A Horrid Little Creature

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Ebb: Treat spiders how youβd want to be treated.
Baz: Killed without hesitation.
Hi hello my boifriend is the only correct person thanks @jockvillagersonly
phenomenal addition
Baz: I like a guy whoβs environmentally aware.
Simon: that's a cloud.
I saw this textpost by @wrongcarryonquotes and I laughed so hard I just had to turn it into a mini comic
(I bet you Baz will still be like "mh good enough for me" and pull Simon into a kiss lol)
HELLO???? THIS IS INCREDIBLE WHAT
me, casually reading that sweet sweet carry on content i need to survive: *clicks follow button*
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Based on that one vine ππ
...
Simon: there's only one thing worse than killing...
*Simon reveals the words "Killing... the mage"*
Baz, gasping: THE MAGE!
Simon : no-
Simon: I will do anything for you.
Simon: You want the moon? The stars? I can get them for you.
Baz: I want you to have a regular sleep schedule and eat three square meals a day.
Simon: ...
Simon: I will not.

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Baz: *yawning*
Shepard: When you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth.
Baz: *chokes* What the fuck-
Shepard: You just choked on it.
Ya think Baz would ever wear nail varnish?
absolutely but not on his own.
like one day pennys doing her nails and hes kinda like ππ and she asks him if he wants his done too and they paint his nails black and hes very happy.
or he steals some of fionas nail polish bc hes Punk and does his own and theyre awful and super messy and when fiona sees them she just sighs, grabs the remover and more polish and redoes them for him (theyre still messy but its fine)
The Mage: Donβt correct me!
Penny: Donβt be wrong.
Baz: I like a guy whoβs environmentally aware.
Simon: Thatβs a cloud.
Baz: I donβt date idiots-
Simon, walking into the room and tripping over nothing: Woah, who put an invisible string there?
Baz: I marry them.

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Simon: You look like my first husband.
Baz: Youβve been married before?
Simon: *smiling* No.
Simon, holding a scooter: Can I try this outside?
Baz: Okay whatever. Iβm not your mother.
Simon: *runs outside*
Baz: *shouting* But not in the streets!