only the dumbest of gays here please

like, agatha no longer identified with the chaos and drama of being a wizard and chose to give up her magic and live normally while simon only ever knew that chaos and convinced himself that his magic saved him so well that he doesn’t know what to do when he can’t use it anymore

they goth grew up with heavy expectations on them, whether by nature or nuture (simon being the chosen one and agatha being his girlfriend) and dealt with it in similar yet completely different ways

agatha refused to bend to those expectations and sought out her own future on her own in an unfamiliar place while simon stuck by the two people he trusted most and tried to find comfort in a past that didn’t fit into his future anymore

lamb: exists

Simon: You want the moon? The stars? I can get them for you.

Baz: I want you to have a regular sleep schedule and eat three square meals a day.

Simon: ...

Shepard: When you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth.

Baz: *chokes* What the fuck-

absolutely but not on his own.

like one day pennys doing her nails and hes kinda like 👀👀 and she asks him if he wants his done too and they paint his nails black and hes very happy.

Simon, walking into the room and tripping over nothing: Woah, who put an invisible string there?

Baz: You’ve been married before?

Baz: Okay whatever. I’m not your mother.

Simon: *runs outside*