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Stray dog 💀🧼

Like it starts when you jokingly toss Johnny one of the chocolates you had sitting on your nightstand after he ate you out like his life depended on it- he eats the candy immediately obviously as he laughs

Then you end up with a little candy dish on the nightstand, or in the drawer, any time you and Johnny have sex you give him a piece of candy, throw him a bone so to speak. Not on purpose but you think it’s cute- the way his face lights up when given the candy

You find yourself fucking somewhere in the house that isn’t the bedroom? Johnnys right behind you as you make your way to your shared room for his treat, not even realizing he’s doing it.

Whether you forget on purpose or on accident one day he just kinda stands in the kitchen like a kicked puppy and, “didn’t do somethin’ to upset ya did I hen?” His head tilted to the side slightly.

“What? No- what do you mean?” You are genuinely confused until he mumbles a “didn’t get my treat- ya know-“

You have to stop yourself from laughing as you ruffle his slightly overgrown mohawk before you’re off to the bedroom to toss him his little candy.

Honorable mention: I’d like to think Johnnys somehow ended up explaining this to the others, maybe just Ghost at first. And Ghost immediately understands it and is thankful his smile is covered by his balaclava- leave it to Johnny to get himself trained like a good dog

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Masterlist

John Price - Fighter, Battle Master.

Quote: "This is a team building exercise."

Captain treats it like a mission briefing. He plans every encounter and assumes at least one of them will ignore his instructions. Strict about positioning and despises explosive barrels in the game.

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick - Fighter, Champion

Quote: "It's a disaster."

The only one who read what abilities do what, looked up a guide on how to build his character and ignores Soap's suggestions about 'punching the explosive barrels'.

Simon 'Ghost' Riley - Ranger, Gloom stalker

Quote: "I would say this gets easier but Gaz is here."

This man puts his stealth skills to use like this is the only part of the game that matters. He scouts ahead, kills priority targets before anyone else, and keeps saying 'Johnny' when Soap initiates early.

John 'Soap' MacTavish - Rogue, Thief

Quote: "Aye, we had a solid plan and warning.. and we disregarded it for style."

Everyone regrets it when he has a skill check (roll) that happens because a critical miss (rolling a 1) seems to be his only consistent skill. Dialogue checks turn into "accidentally starting fights on purpose".

Nikolai - bard, college of swords

Quote: "I have a plan that will only worry you slightly."

Nikolai treats the game like resources are the only thing he cares about. He barters constantly, has every supply that anyone ever needs in surplus, and has already figured out the ending by the second act.

Konig - barbarian, wildheart

Quote: "I am simply warning you.. I hit very hard when confused."

Simon: Wot the fuck, Nik?

Nik: He deserved it.

Price, still groaning: ...yeah, I deserved it...

Vs

vacation!john price makes the most of his time off by folding you–the pretty thing he caught staring at his rental boat–in half so he can come inside you nearly every night. he's bending your legs in ways you didn't know possible, pushing your thighs to your chest so he can see the mess you're leaking around him. sometimes, if he's lucky, the light will catch you just right, the man to grunting and cooing at the shining ring of cream at the base of his cock.

"f-fuck, you're deep... feels... feels good." your praise comes out as a stuttering, slurred mess. "really fuckin'–oh, god–s'good."

"christ... s'too bad holiday's almost done, dove." john groans out the reminder, a touch of sad slipping in just under the puffs of pleased breaths. you whine at the hand he presses onto your belly, the sound and sight distracting john, who just tilts his head with pride in his grin. "oh, fuckin' looook a'that, huh. think i might have'ta take ya back home with me... would be a shame ta let a face 'n hole as pretty as yours get away too easy, wouldn't it?"

all you can do is gush and slosh around john as he keeps stuffing himself inside you. holding your knees and puckering your lips every few thrusts so he'll rub his hairy front against your chest and belly every time he bends to kiss you.

Nikolai is a Russian ex-naval operative known for his logistics, arms movement, and high skills in battlefield coordination. He owns a private military company (PMC) called Chimera of which is hold the rank of 'Commander' in.

also food 🪱🪱🪱

thank you for the meal… 🍽️ some doodles !

los vaqueros..

i imagine alejandro’s laughter is contagious

the song has nothing to do with his name, but it reminds me of him every time it plays 😆